Christian

person who is intelligent, therefore dislikes talking with others, especially those of lesser intelligence. He/She is usually a misanthropist, though does not show it, as to not hurt peoples feelings . This person does not accept criticism, and will deny that they are ever wrong. this person is tired of searching for the meaning of their name and only getting "follower of christ". They do not accept bullying or abuse towards females. A person named Christian Is a person Who Deems human life as un-needed and therefore accepts the act of murder completely logical. They are not racist, for they hate everyone equally. They are very sarcastic, even when times are tense. These people enjoy the type people who others would call jerks or butt-holes, and will befriend these people. People named christian love heavy metal, as well as classical music. christians do not have very many friends, but the ones they have are fairly close, and christians would do anything for their friends

Eric: see that kid over there?
jason: yes, his name is Christian, he is cool but he is crazy
Eric: not crazy, but he is funny, very funny

by AngelOfdDeath October 2, 2012

Christianity

The belief that Jesus is the Son of God, came to Earth to die for all, and lives today for all Christians. Christians are those who believe in God as being their Savior.

Those of us who love Jesus are called Christians and rightfully accused of being involved with Christianity.

by Khloe4 May 17, 2015

Christian (True Christian)

A person who uses the old "true Christian" excuse to separate themselves from others of their own faith when those others do something wrong or shameful. Often times the "true Christian" doesn't have even a decent grasp of their own religion they profess to honor and will quite often break their own rules and codes of their religion to win an argument. "True Christians" are often loud mouthed about their faith to make sure everyone knows they are Christian as if it earned them some special prize.

However, when a popularity of religion challenge arises, "true Christians" will place that selective title aside to keep their numbers high much like how they'll ignore the other sects of their faith till they've established their numbers, then return to shunning all the other "non-true Christians".

See also "No True Scotsman" fallacy

"Well the Westboro Baptist Church is Christian and they think gays should be killed."

"No, they aren't "true Christians" (Christian (True Christian)) like me"

by menolikey January 19, 2014

Christian

An annoying guy who has a incredibly small dangle and has a tendency to start fires. Often loves to suck hefty cock.

Sean: Hey have you seen that guy Christian?
Ged: Yeah, what a douche!
Robert: I think he's cool...
Sean and Ged: Get out.

by jabal June 2, 2010

Christians

A crazy group of radical terrorist

Christians are a religious cult

Little boy: Mommy why is that man beating that other man?

Mother: Oh honey! That is brother John and he is showing the non-believer the way of God.

Little boy: aww he is such a good Christian.

by Breakfastsong November 22, 2017

Christian

Christian is a boy who leads girls on and doesn't actually go through with the relationships. He is a super hot guy with good style and is actually sweet once you get to know him.

Damn, I'm so confused.. he's such a Christian..

by Tootbooger July 7, 2016

Christian

A dumb person who has no respect for anybody else’s personal rights. Christian is a sweaty try hard at everything he does and yet he still finds a way to be the worst person there. Christian is the type of person to steal your girl. Well at least TRY to steal your girl with his dumb ass hair and dumb personality. Christian is the worst person to be friends with and even worse to be a boyfriend (If you even let him become your bf surprisingly). Christian go f yourself.

Michael:*being a god at basketball*
Christian: *sweating like a dumb pig*

by Jeffafa January 22, 2020