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Chode

its not the skin between ur dumass and balls its a cock that is wider than it is long
Phantom has a 1 inch chode.
mugGet the Chodemug.

chode

Mix between a chair and a toad - used to sit on and hop around.
Dick: Pull up a chair, you chode.
Dan: What chair?
Dick: Shut up, dick.
by clintonius rex May 1, 2007
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chode

a penis with a really large bell-end.
is there much aluminium in austrailia chode?
by eddy_food December 10, 2003
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chode

Can be a short / wide penis or a person whos height is unproportional their width. (stocky). this is not neccessarily a bad physical trait unless the width comes from being out of shape/ over-weight.
1.) I heard that kid has a chode.
2.) Look at that fat fucking chode wobbling down the hall, trying to get to his locker.
by Chodey McChodels February 15, 2008
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Chode

A chode ia a huge meaty dick that is wider than it is long, in other words a 2x6. All the peeps who think it is the area between a guys ass and his balls are fucking stupid Bc that is called the grundle! Stupid Fuckers!
Tyler Burke has a hairy meat clit and loves to suck on the chode of Pistole. The only problem is that Burke is to tight to be able to have the chode penetrate his ass so he has to fit it in his meaty clit while Cocoulus films it and brodcasts it live on the internet so that all the faculty can watch. Burke love it like this Bc he wants everyone to know about his love for the CHODE. You see Burke is one of those peeps who has both a meat clit and a chode, we call them "Burkes." He fingers his asshoe and his meatclit while Pistole beats off his huge chode with both hands and all his might!
by Hairy Meat Clit February 20, 2003
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Chode

According to the Northern California 1970-1990 Burnout Society (originators):

Chode (n) is:
1. male ejaculate, cum, spew (original, 70's)
2. vomit, barf, chunks (a later off-shot, mid 80's)
3. a stubby chubby (late 90's? We'd never heard of this one)
1. Dammit Horace! Your whackin' and chode blowing has ruined all of Mother's precious periwinkle sheets!
2. I am not going to clean your nasty ass cheap wine and funky egg roll chode out of the bathtub ever again!

So I say, fine fellows, reclaim your chode from this shameful, stumpy limitation! You are the Vato, ese! Viva el Chode!
by Mother Lockjaw May 17, 2003
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chode

wafer thin ham type chodes are quite common thesedays, its not a big problem, honest.
by Ashley S Ford November 2, 2003
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