Children

The embodiment of the devil. These little fuckers will run you up the wall every and and spend all your money until your debtpressed. If you want to bring life to Satan go right ahead. Just know your the father.

Person1: Hey, are you a satanist?

Person2: No, but I do have children so that’s pretty close.

by Onefukked_up_asparagus July 4, 2019

Children Jail Job

When a girl with braces gives you a blow job/ hand job and you cum in her braces, therefor trapping your swimmers, and children in a jail-like structure.

Hey bro, see Molly over there? Last night she gave me a massive Children Jail Job, it was so hot.

by W E E N S U C C September 15, 2019

Children

Nose-picking, booger-eating, germ-spreading, defiant little farts who cry for no frickin reason at all. (A.K.A. smaller humans).

bob: y is them children screamin all the time!!!

by Clill Binton October 17, 2019

childrenfucker

The most filthy sub-human species, This word used as very strong blasphemy

Ey childrenfucker, please pay your own fucking debt!

by Sir. B October 25, 2019

childrenfucker

A swear words meaning the most filthy sub-human species in the world

The childrenfucker nigga makes me crazy, after he ruin my career, he also intrudes ne

by Sir. B October 28, 2019

children

a money leech and abomination to man. also called kids, kiddos (more sophisticated versions of children), or demons. no one can control them, as they came straight from the depths of hell.

person 1: yo look at those children
person 2: yeah they look like they're having a satanic ritual

by sk_ype February 11, 2020

Children

Little humans that are easily prayed on by older men

I Love to watch children in the Park from very far away

by Overachiever69 June 3, 2020