Cereal

I was gonna hang out with the boys but my lady wants to give me some cereal tonight.
by GaussValiro September 02, 2018
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Pot Cereal

Pot Cereal is a food that you make because nothing matters. The recipe is as follows:
-At least two different bland cereals
-Some granola
-Dried fruit
-Other(whatever you want, really)
Mix together in a large pot using a wooden spoon and then transfer to a large plastic bag for storage. Add milk of any variety(and sugar if desired) while serving.
"I'm making Pot Cereal at 11:59 at night because nothing matters."
by Voidheart December 09, 2020
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Slang for the person you are hooking up with.
Your friend when he sees the person you've been sleeping with: So uh, is that the person you're pouring the milk before the cereal with?
You: Yes it is.
Your friend: Noice.
by Smitty_245 November 25, 2017
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cereal foreplay

Cereal Foreplay is where one man stretches the asshole of the other man and uses his asshole as a cereal bowl (pouring milk in then cereal and slurping it out with Fecal Matter)

A: Wanna Try Cereal Foreplay Tonight

B: Nah were outta milk
by Cereal Fucker October 12, 2017
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burn cereal

when yo cooking so bad you fuck up cereal
bro i can burn cereal
by what kinda name is soap March 10, 2023
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Imposter Cereal

A crunchy, but also sometimes soft, marshmallow filled box of cereal that comes with liquid ice cream (served as milk). This delicious liquid ice cream is poured in before adding the scrumptious rainbow-coloured imposter shaped marshmallows. You eat this cereal out of the box
I’m going to have a bowl of imposter cereal this morning!
by Imposta cereal July 23, 2022
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Raw cereal

Boxed cereal that consists of no milk
Do you like cereal with milk or do you like it raw cereal?
by Amy sir December 14, 2022
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