Cheese Cancer

A rare condition (about 2 cases every 2 years) of the lymphatic system caused by some of the additives and chemicals used in the production of cheese-like products (i.e. Velveta, Kraft, American).

Typical symptoms include: wearing tight jeans, sitting too close to a monitor, loss of motor skills (i.e. falling), panic attacks, and inability to wake up before 11am.

As of now, there are no known remedies/cures for this type of cancer.

Growing up I had Velveta and american cheese 3 times a week, and now I have Cheese Cancer.

by 2dr June 10, 2009

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Aquarius and Cancer

Aquarius and cancer are besties but they fight sometimes. They are both shy the first time they meet but when they get to know each other they both become best friend and really warm up to each other.Both of them have the weird and goofy times together which show they really are besties. They have the best bonding time when they are together.Aquarius is the really clumsy and the ‘doesn’t mind side’ also the side u need for support.And Cancer is the goofy and the ‘its ok’ person and they can always help you out.

Yall not like Aquarius and cancer yall a whole nother story

by Gamersara71 January 7, 2021

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