cancer magnets

The politically correct way to refer to women's boobs.

Bro#1- YO DUDE BRO!!! check out the cancer magnets on that hiena.
Bru#2- DAAAAAM BROHIEMS!!! I'd smash that pinata till her sour patch dried up.
Brah#3- °○° BROSEPHS!!! If those cancer magnets got any stronger earths poles would flip.
Bruh#4- GOOOOD DAANG BROHAMS!!! I'd swim the Grand Line for a log pose leading to that treasure box.
Bra#5- WOOOOW BROFAM!!! Those'd hold enough milk to drown 10 baby seals.

by Caustirical October 20, 2018

Cancer

Fortnite battle royal is cancer

Me:fortnite is cancer

Kid who plays fortnite:your mum is cancer

Fortnite community: oHoHoHoHoHoHoH

by tindjam09 [ps4] August 20, 2019

Cancer dog

A dog that has lost all of its hair and it has flakey black skin. Aka my dog

Person: “wow, your dog is fucking ugly!”
Me: “yep, he is one hell of a cancer dog”

by Cancer dog March 7, 2020

canberk

Hot, tall and athletic guys from Europe that fucks the shit outta you. They have one of the best d’s on the planet. If you see one I would suggest you sleeping with him.

Canberk is fucking too hot

by ladycanberk July 30, 2020

Cancer

OMG CALLING BOSS BABY AT 3 AM WHILE SPINNING FIDGET SPINNER WHILE DRUNK MINECRAFT CREEPER IS ON THE PHONE (insane)

That video is cancer.

by EblastGamz May 13, 2020

cancer stuck

When someone, typically in a competitive video game that employs the Elo System, is incapable of climbing the ranked ladder to such an extreme extent, that they give the impression that they are dying of brain cancer.

That dude has like 100 wins and is in low bronze. He's mad cancer stuck.

How can you be cancer stuck if you onetrick Irelia? End it.

by da wong mang November 16, 2021

cancer bby

GOOGLE: Cancer women are the most EMOTIONAL of all. They can be soft, lovable, loyal.. but when you make them mad they turn into a BABY monster. But.. who doesn't looooove them mad? They are so cute and you can make fun of them an-
"Shut your WikiHow mouth, f***ing Yahoo's child. Cancer women are emotional, but also very powerful. So shut you WIfi mouth up before I hack your dark web acc."

Written by cancer bby

by fvckeeze December 14, 2021