burnt log

A penis which is extremely raw due to excessive masturbation.

The student tried to focus on his sex-ed class work, but winced at the slightest brush of clothes against his burnt log.

by jweid94 February 11, 2014

Burnt piece of toast

Keyara. A nasty hoe.

Oh look at that burnt piece of toast.

by Bllalal. Hate hoes.com September 8, 2016

burnt martinez

When you attempt to do a dirty sanchez and you finger slips into the nostril instead especially effective after eating Mexican food

My dirty sanchez went arie and my finger went into his nostril and I just finished my Mexican dinner and caused a burnt Martinez

by Big Wilkie j May 16, 2016

Burnt Catfish

A person who uses many filters, lighting and knows their angles precisely to make pictures likeable. When person is seen in person does not look anything like their online presence. Attractive in pictures vs. in reality. Visually unappealing. Technically not a catfish but altered version.

I met her in person and turned out she was a burnt catfish in person.

by Htuocles May 15, 2016

Bufty Warlord

Bufty is a derogatory name for a homosexual person and a Bufty Warlord is the king of all bufties.

Allan: morning Bufty!
Mark Brown: I think you'll find it's Bufty Warlord to you sir!

by Goffrey4111 July 8, 2016

burnt unicorn

Burnt unicorn is the smell of your fart when you've been holding it in all day. You've been at school or work all day and you can't fart. You get off the bus and walk to your house and as soon as you get inside you let it rip and all you smell is burnt unicorn.

"Holy crap that fart sure smelled like burnt unicorn"

by Lary Mirmingham November 21, 2016

Bufftop

The computer or laptop for no will buffer every 10 seconds, even if it is on a very low quality.

Tyler: So do you like your Christmas gift?
Derrick: Ya, but its a bufftop that's the only problem.

by buffering laptop December 13, 2016