Jonas Brothers

One of the worst bands in history. Their main fan base consists of 12-16 year old girls who only like them because of their "pretty boy" good looks, which is lucky for them, because without their looks they would never have become so successful because their music is pile of steaming shit.

Talentless and boring is the only way to describe the Jonas Brothers. They refuse to have sex before marriage, which they in their own words describe as "pretty awesome". Pretty awesome? Yeah i think you will find pal, that premarital sex is even more awesome. Grow some fucking balls you poncey twats.

Paul: Hey theres a Jonas Brothers concert on next week. Wanna go see it?

John: Fuck no, id rather go and see a band with actual talent.

by jonas brothers suck balls October 31, 2008

jonas brothers

aka the jonas lovers

the jonas brothers suck each others dicks all night long. Hence the title of "Lovers" is bestowed upon them.

by which name hasn't been used December 15, 2008

The Jonas Brothers

Three low life fags that suffocate their dicks with ass tight pants.

The Jonas Brothers are puke-worthy. As if one wasn't bad enough, there has to be 3.

by LameMuch? February 16, 2009

big brother

Pretty much government since the Cold War has begun. Yet, contrary to democrat/liberal belief George Bush isn't the only one who has done wiretapping because other notable Democrat presidents that have illegally wiretapped are Jimmey Carter and Bill Clinton.

Guy 1: Hey, Vincent Foster was totally killed by Big Brother.
Guy 2: Ya, Clinton sure wanted to screw that dude up but Bush is letting me get full cavity searched at the airport.

by Phillip Kaltenbach June 21, 2006

Jonas Brothers

Three little faggots, in a shitty girl band (not a boy band). They have no girls on them anymore, little fags with plastic guitars and fake drums. Don't even write good songs, mostly about gay love.

Boy: I'm going to look up ''fags'' on Google.

Google: ''Did you mean: Jonas Brothers?''

Boy: Oh! Haha, I was right!

by joassssrstdt April 3, 2010

Jonas Brothers

-Little fagboy sellouts who went out and found the Disney Channel and have predilections for wearing tight pants that reavals what little they are packing. They're only fans are girls ages 6-16 and they type LiKkee THIssS.

-A type of STD.

-A leigoin of bottom feeders at the bottom of the music food chain.

(1.) Girl - Hey did you watch the Jonas Brothers last night on Disney? Omg they're soo hott!!

Guy - Why don't you get a fucking life already and quit obsessing over some corperate sellouts and go listen to real music!!

(2.) Last night I was taking a piss and I noticed that my penis was purple, I think I might have the Jonas Brothers!!!

(3.) The Jonas Brothers are not music, they're what music eats.

by pageplant77 August 10, 2009

brother james

The 4 ft tall 300 pounds princi of LFJC who incidently is gay and has a secret affair going on with the PT sir


and also with the hod of the english dept mrs sadana ..jus to cover up bein GAY SON OF A BITCH..........

WE HATE BRO.JAMES who has no NUTS!!!

BASKET BALL BUSTED, DONT WORRY JAMES IS THERE .!!!(fer all the noobs who don't understand ....we mean he his fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by little November 5, 2004