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broning

The act of two heterosexual male friends (bros) engaging in a completely non-gay activity. e.g. soccer, wrestling. The sheer excitement shared between the male friends causes a tingle in the pants (or shorts, depending on activity) down below, which then leads to sexual intercourse.

past tense:broned
1. After a hot game of tennis, chis complimented jeff on his wicked forehand. jeff was so flattered, that he dropped his racket and can of balls, and started broning chris.

2. Instead of an verbally explaining it, kristoph decided that actually inserting his erect penis into Adi was the best way to explain broning!!
by jeffun August 5, 2011
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bronze parachute

The sort of compensation, maybe a few grand, that non-executive professionals might receive upon being laid off. Unlike the golden parachute, the bronze one will not afford you a luxurious retirement, only a little extra time before you become a regular at the soup kitchen.
"Sure, getting $2,000 as bronze parachute is better than nothing at all, but with my mortgage payment like it is it won't be long before I come crashing through the roof of the homeless shelter."
by Mr. Cassidy Pace Rush April 3, 2009
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Bronazo

bro + hermanazo (awesome brother in spanish)= Bronazo
by cjurdane July 23, 2010
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Broneriffic

incredibly awesome, must be said with no bro-mo or no homo after it

(boner+terrific)=boneriffic
boneriffic+bro=broneriffic
Go see it it is the most broneriffic movie ever, no bro mo.
by Smacknamara October 19, 2010
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bronafide hustla

the bro of all bros; 100% chill all the time; man at the party who all the girls swarm to
Alex and Charles, both bronafide hustlas, were surrounded by biddies the entire party.
by Bro with a Broner November 13, 2011
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Broner

1. an erection caused by a male friend or "bro".
"Dude, look how good Bender looks. He's totally giving me a broner."
by UmbertoDavidson May 21, 2012
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Bronzilly

Nickname given to a girl with the name bronwyn.

Often they will give themselves this nickname, and even advertise it. Such as placing badges on their car.

A Bronzilly can be easily identified by their whore like behaviour, cheating on boyfriends etc.

They also tend to be gold diggers.
Dude 1: Dude, that Bronzilly is horrible!!
Dude 2: Damn, you got stuck with that gold digger!
by A_funny_stranger October 23, 2012
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