As opposed to friends who actually use facebook as a social utility, sports-bookers are those facebook friends of yours that treat their profile like it's their own personal sports blog.
I've stopped watching ESPN in lieu of the fact that the Sports-Bookers always keep me updated from my computer.
by Mark7791 April 13, 2011
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The female version of cock-blocking.
The female version of cock-blocking.
Oh my god, I was out with my girlfriends and Becky totally knicker-blocked me.
That Becky, she's such a knicker-blocker.
That Becky, she's such a knicker-blocker.
by grimmers382 June 16, 2011
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A girl who continuosly knocks on your apartment door right as you are going to get busy with your boyfriend.
by sinderella16 July 25, 2011
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by TescoBringsAllTheMumsToTheYard November 22, 2011
Get the Blob Blocker mug.A female friend that ( with the best intentions ) tries to set up a guy with random girls at a party. Generally by getting too drunk and approaching groups of girls, whispering and pointing at the guy. Thereby destroying any chance he has of getting with the girls.
Cher - Heeeyyyy Dya mind if my friend Mark dances with usss, Heeesh really niice...And heeeeesh shingle (wink)
Phil - Hey Mark, Cher is totally messing shit up for you with those girls. Shes making you look a total mong
Mark - I know dude, She is a proper Cockless Blocker when she's hammered.
Phil - Hey Mark, Cher is totally messing shit up for you with those girls. Shes making you look a total mong
Mark - I know dude, She is a proper Cockless Blocker when she's hammered.
by Silverback Sweep May 25, 2012
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That religious sheriff prevented me from being protected by his force because he did not agree with my beliefs.The sheriff is a Cop Blocker Cop.
by law abiding patriot December 13, 2012
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Friend 1: Yo, I saw that awesome pic you posted on Facebook.
Friend 2: You're finally on Facebook?
Friend 1: Nah, I used my girl's login.
Friend 2: Dude, you are such a Faux-booker.
Friend 2: You're finally on Facebook?
Friend 1: Nah, I used my girl's login.
Friend 2: Dude, you are such a Faux-booker.
by RoRo in SoFla June 25, 2012
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