Jesus is the type of boy that will cheer up your day in a instant. He’s smart, has a weird sense of humor, cute, and most of all, he’s a wonderful friend. He’s a loyal to all his friends and dates the best girls. Any girl that dates him is lucky af. He’s understanding and supportive. He’s athletic, which is pretty hot. Every girl has a crush on him so ladies, good luck with the competition. He loves soccer, maybe more than he loves his girl... but overall he’s the best person ever!! Anyone who has him is one lucky son of a bitch.
by 11 June 11, 2018
Get the Jesusmug. by Deleon faith February 25, 2017
Get the Jesusmug. Jesus is the son of God, who was sent down from the heavens to save all people form the temptations of Satan.
Church leader:
We will now say The Lord's Prayer
Our Father, Who art in heaven: Hallowed be Thy Name; Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us; and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. Amen.
Jesus: I am proud of humanity.
We will now say The Lord's Prayer
Our Father, Who art in heaven: Hallowed be Thy Name; Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us; and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. Amen.
Jesus: I am proud of humanity.
by Jesus Loves Us September 27, 2020
Get the Jesusmug. 
Man believed by Christians to be the Messiah from Jewish prophecy and Son of God. He said : " Love one another as you some yourself." His messages could be summerised as :love, peace, forgiveness and He was the only way to Heaven(John 3:16) .
by Die Boer March 24, 2016
Get the Jesusmug. by harrypottergeek November 22, 2015
Get the Jesusmug. Jesus was born of a slut mother. The year was 0 Bc, mary and joseph were having problems with money and were about to be evicted from the summer loft by their dick land lord, Richard Cheney. Before Jesus was born they decided to move to bethlaham and rent a stable for the night. Jesus was born with his natural enemy being Super-Satan who rode on a flying motorcycle carrying a jar of marmalade which made you commit adultery. Jesus grew up and by -22Bc. Jesus joined the us army and fought in vietnam. he lost both legs six fingers and gave a rib to eden. He did a lot of drugs there so he had delusins that he was the son of god and followed bybums all accros modern manhatten. Eventually all the doctor jews got together and made jesus a criminal by saying his phsycodelic treatments where against the law. Jesus was found bumming for cigarrettes in jersey and was set to be hung from an old oak in league city texas. the words above jesus' head read "King of 281"
Jesus, Stop the malpractise.
by SJ.LC.TX June 7, 2011
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