A homosexual slang for a boring penis.
A Mike Pence can get hard and tries to find its way between male butt cheeks but always gets turned down in the end.
A Mike Pence can get hard and tries to find its way between male butt cheeks but always gets turned down in the end.
I was hoping to get fucked so hard that I'll scream and dream about it, but he pulled out Mike Pence instead.
by Johnronjohnson January 23, 2022
Get the Mike Pencemug. Veteran Hip-Hop MC From Los Angeles.
Known For Strong Stage Presence, Song Writing Concepts, Vocabulary, Multisyllable Rhyme Schemes, Double Time, And Freestyle/Battle Skills.
Made A Name For Himself In The Early 2000's At: Elements, Section 805, Unseen Underworld.
Known For Strong Stage Presence, Song Writing Concepts, Vocabulary, Multisyllable Rhyme Schemes, Double Time, And Freestyle/Battle Skills.
Made A Name For Himself In The Early 2000's At: Elements, Section 805, Unseen Underworld.
Kid In Crowd: "Elements Was Insane This Week, This Kid Mike Faceless Put An End To Rheteric's Run His First Night Here!"
by Obie One December 10, 2009
Get the Mike Facelessmug. Mike's Diner was a 24 hour diner in Manassas, VA. It was closed on December 14, 2004 but it's memory will live on in the hearts of the regulars.
Viva Mike's!
Viva Mike's!
by Ri January 20, 2005
Get the Mike's Dinermug. n.
Used to follow up a joke in order to accentuate it.
Derrived from the use of the term by comedian Mike Birbiglia, who was playing on Busta Rhymes' similar use of his own name after his rhymes.
Used to follow up a joke in order to accentuate it.
Derrived from the use of the term by comedian Mike Birbiglia, who was playing on Busta Rhymes' similar use of his own name after his rhymes.
"I like drinking coffee in the morning, but if I reach a point in my life when the best part of waking up is the Folgers in my cup, I don't know if I wanna wake up. Mike Birbiglia!"
by Philippe Jones August 12, 2006
Get the Mike Birbigliamug. Relating to someone who runs his section of team-building sessions in an authoritarian manner.
Minus-Mike, /n/ A man who, drunk with power, deducts points from teams for trivialities such as talking, not talking, trying to solve the problem by any means, or breathing. /v/ Minus-Mike - to deduct points in the manner of Minus-Mike. Past tense: Minus-Miked.
Minus-Mike, /n/ A man who, drunk with power, deducts points from teams for trivialities such as talking, not talking, trying to solve the problem by any means, or breathing. /v/ Minus-Mike - to deduct points in the manner of Minus-Mike. Past tense: Minus-Miked.
"Our team were doing really well until we tried to defuse the bomb and got Minus-Miked!"
"C'mon, don't be a Minus-Mike, give us some points for effort!"
"C'mon, don't be a Minus-Mike, give us some points for effort!"
by Eskoala November 1, 2011
Get the Minus-Mikemug. Pirate Mike is A Douche Bag.
He likes to Dress Up As a Pirate and Tell Women he knows Kung Fu, so He Can TRY TO Impress Them and Get Laid.
Pirate Mike has a boat in Dana Point Harbor and Belongs to the Yacht Club and Fucks Guys in the Ass on the Side.
He likes to Dress Up As a Pirate and Tell Women he knows Kung Fu, so He Can TRY TO Impress Them and Get Laid.
Pirate Mike has a boat in Dana Point Harbor and Belongs to the Yacht Club and Fucks Guys in the Ass on the Side.
by Suzy Quinn November 6, 2013
Get the Pirate Mikemug. Mike Kennerty (Michael Brian Kennerty) is the guitar player for The All-American Rejects, he also offers additional vocals to the bands lead singer Tyson Ritter. He is known for crazily rocking out on stage, and his obsession with Dr. Pepper.
by AAR_for_life August 8, 2006
Get the Mike Kennertymug.