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Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman

A euphemism for when AUNT FLO comes to visit. You might use this to describe someone for whom the RED SEA HAS PARTED. Someone with a RED BADGE OF COURAGE who cries an ocean when Carl Wheezer gets rejected by his favorite llama.
I can’t hang with you, Becky; I’m an Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman again.

Bobby Hill: Emotionally Active Young Teenage Women always scream at me when I make jokes.
Adolf Hitler: Jokes about the RED BARON crossing the English Channel?
Carl Wheezer: No dude. Any. Joke.
George Costanza: We live in a society

Hello, Tampax? We need another shipment for our store because we’ve just been hit by a monthly stampede of emotionally active young teenage women.
by Raul Pudd August 2, 2024
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Teenager

A person between the ages 12 to 20 years old. It's a biological process in which many physical and mental changes occur. According to the law, you're an adult when you turn your 18 years of your life, but biologically you can still be a teenager. New scientific research though, show that adolescent can last up to 24, and as it seems, you're still a teen even when you turn 20.
"How old is your son?"

"He's 13"

"Time flies! He's officially a teenager now!"
by A dork otaku November 9, 2020
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Teenager

Teenager, a young person betwen the ages of 12 and 19, you hit puberty, release a deep voice and get a teen voice.
Me: "I've finally become a teenager!"
Mum: "You're 12, you're a teen!"
by LucaXtagVtag January 10, 2022
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Teenage Whore

A teenager that makes another person feel bad for their own decisions/ autonomy. Gaslighter
Judge is a teenage whore. He told to a girl that she’s a slut for not wanting to date him, after they had kissed.
by judgesucks123 December 27, 2019
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Dumpster Teen / Teenager

Dumpster teens/teenagers are teenagers who have been disowned or they have run from home (for any reason) and live on the streets. Usually they are known to be troublesome (stereotypically)
A dumpster teen / teenager means in speech:

“Why do those bunch of teenagers look like they’re homeless?”
“Ah, pretty sure that’s because they’re dumpster teens. Lots of trouble, those ones.”

OR in a non-speech text sentence:

The dumpster teenager groaned as she checked her phone, realising it was dead and that with her charger broken, gaining a new one would be close to impossible.
by LightRem January 29, 2022
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teenage freeze

When teens go through puberty and you stop tells ng stuff to adults
Why don't u tell me? I'm going through teenage freeze
by Teenage_Freeze January 26, 2018
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White teenage Mom

Kerstin Sauerbrei- A teenager with no kids but is still the average white Mom. Thinks she will be a hot milf, has leapard clothing and has many sparkles. Where’s white mom outfits everyday and just acts like a white mother.
Wow Ker is such a white teenage Mom.
by Bigtug26 April 21, 2022
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