A troglodyte with no hairline. No body loves this sack of shit and he will most definitely die alone. imagine if the forever alone guy found love but the love was a dead fish and they had a baby that had seven legs and five eyes then it grew up and found love with a can of rotten sewage and that baby is what Luke looks like. the only reason anybody would care for his existence is to make fun of him.
by LukeHater(((((((()))))))))) May 2, 2019
Get the Lukemug. Luke is a fuck
by Awesome FT July 30, 2018
Get the Lukemug. Person 1: "Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side!"
Person 2: "Oh god that was so funny I was luking for hours..."
Person 2: "Oh god that was so funny I was luking for hours..."
by Shlukena February 24, 2017
Get the Lukingmug. Luke is a nonce who likes cats a bit too much, and ownes a cat body pillow. He is also known as the wii lord, his wife is his nintendo wii who luke has sex with.
Im a luke
by Saxome April 15, 2020
Get the Lukemug. Luke is a really cute boy who normally plays some sports. He is popular and very funny, you could always count on a luke. Most girls like him but he has eyes set for someone: Mia she is a basic popular girl who is gorgeous and multiple guys like her too.
by annoymous539812 November 13, 2019
Get the Lukemug. 
by Bob jeff duder January 23, 2019
Get the Lukemug.