Mr. Baker

A word used to describe someone who is currently a 612-month-old metallic organism that sleeps next to 27 guitars and enjoys renting two hundred new kids each year to yap about biology, basketball, skateboardz, food, music, his personal life???, & of course, DOGGIEZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ;p

He channeled his inner Mr. Baker to explain osmosis by describing his dog’s explosive diarrhea in extreme detail.

by pseudokugod March 16, 2025

carla baker

Carla baker is the swamp creature of sindey ohio

Carla baker Horror

by Fucked up people January 19, 2024

Baker

Baker may not be a person but sure is the cutest old dog i have met. When you find a Baker just know that there a keeper by far. WHEN A BAKER ROLLS UP DON'T LET HIM GO

Dog 1 : hey whats your name?
Dog 2: Duke. You?
Dog 1: okay just let me X you off my list
Dog 2 : wait huh?
Dog 1: don't worry about it!
Dog 3 : Hey
Dog 1: Oh hi hot shot
Dog 3: ummmmmmmmmmm
Dog 1 : so what your name and do you have a owner?
Dog 3: Baker and no
Dog 1: okay just let me check you off

Dog 3:...
Dog 1: oh well that lady looks mad lets run!
Me : HES MINE GIVE HIM TO ME NOW!
dog 1 ; NEVER!!!
Me: ( bites paws off)
Dead dog 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Me : i told you to give him to me...
Me : okay baker lets head home now its about time i found one of you.
Dog 3 (Baker) : How did you know my name?

by BAKERS MOM FOREVER December 1, 2020

Abby the baker

A bumblebee that flies through the air with her antennas gliding in the trees while carrying her brief case with children inside and doesn’t know how to sing A-O-K properly

The man of the hour is Abby the Baker.

by A_O_K April 8, 2024

Andrew Baker

Andrew Baker, Also Known as Dwightisbad01 is a steam gamer, and the founder of the penis gang, which is a very lethal gang from Minnesota, who uses extra penetrating bullets, and is comparable to Adolf Hitler

Andrew Baker is a gangster / pro gamer
Person 2: Who Tf is andrew baker

by Moonman's MacTonight November 28, 2022

Faith Baker

Good neighbor

Hey faith baker you god of a neighbor.

by Musical41111 July 18, 2020

bakers virgin

Someone who has only slept with one person. Similar to a dozen and bakers dozen, bakers dozen is 1 more than a dozen.

That kid Adam only has one body, he’s a bakers virgin.

by ChickenSh1tter November 3, 2023