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ham wallet

A place where pigs keep their money.
Son: Dad, what's a ham wallet?
Dad: Something pigs use to keep their money.
by dragonman9001 June 24, 2019
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wallet autopsy

When a paramedic loots money from a person's wallet, whom they find dead, or who dies on the way to hospital.
Coroner: ‘here’s their phone, key's and wallet we found on him, sorry for your loss
Victim's family member: ‘that’s unusual, usually he keeps his wallet full of Benjamins
Coroner: ‘hmm, looks like the medics performed a wallet autopsy’
by Lanky J November 24, 2022
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Wallet Fodder

A slang term for green, folding money, feddy etc. Can also extend to other things in a person's wallet, including but not limited to driver's license, credit card and pictures of friends and relatives.
Yo, bro, that ho took my wallet fodder. Now I ain't got no feddy and can't get no more. Can you lend me fiddy bucks?
by zekepliskin December 8, 2009
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stripper's wallet

When a person's wallet is filled with mostly singles, like a stripper's wallet would be.
Person 1: Lets grab something to eat.
Person 2: I might not have enough money, I have a stripper's wallet right now.
by TheLegendIsRedBaron May 13, 2014
mugGet the stripper's walletmug.

Wallet Sisters

1. A female who has had sex with the same woman as a good friend. (not necessarily simultaneously)

2. When two females acknowledge having been intimate with the same male and remain on good terms, the girls are now bonded by having shared the same penis at one time or another.

3. Refers to two women who have slept with the same man.
Girl 1 "Holy shit, you slept with that guy rolando too?"
Girl 2 "Yes, but he told me i was his only one"
Girl 1 "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuckit, were wallet sisters now"
Girl 2 "Ewwwwww! Wanna go shopping?"
Girl 1 "Like, totally"
by _RollOnDough February 13, 2012
mugGet the Wallet Sistersmug.

Bollock wallet

A polite informal name for one’s scrotum sack
Ian‘s Bollock wallet looked like a shaved baby bird
by PContheGC October 27, 2021
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English wallet

An English Wallet refers to a woman who has a husband or boyfriend but cheats with another person and gets an STD. The ‘colonizing’ infection ruins the wallet for its indigenous person
Did you hear about Becky? She has an English wallet…Dave gave her AIDS.
by Not that Steve, the other one January 20, 2023
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