Wake and Slake

Like “wake and bake” but substitute alcohol for weed. When you wake up and immediately start drinking to get a proper buzz on for the day.

Hair of the dog ain’t gonna cut it, imma have to wake and slake tomorrow

by Paracel Sus March 8, 2023

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by WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE March 15, 2023

Wake it up

A dumb mutt who isnt aware of his fuckery in a given situation

Addison oi wake it up!

by Makka Sanders Boy March 27, 2023

wake-keeping

Wake-keeping involves family and friends keeping watch over the body of the dead person, usually in the home of the deceased.

While this is grammatically correct ("wake" being the correct way to refer to this), it is mostly used as a slang world wide.

My mother's wake-keeping service is set on the 4th of this month.

by 0xDamian February 10, 2023

Wake and Bake

A cookie clicker achievement for baking 1 cookie.

I got Wake and Bake 2 Hours and 3 minutes ago

by Chinezo Alberto October 27, 2023

Wake Gobbers

A relatively new phrase, coined by the transition from the harassment of overweight individuals with the catchphrase "Weight Goals" that shifted to "Wei-Goals!" (sped-up) and finally ended up becoming "Wake gobs," which has now transitioned into the final phase, "Wake Gobbers."

The term no longer refers to overweight individuals but is primarily used in a situation where something unusual has happened, implying that it is a "Gobbers moment" and that it's time for everyone to "Wake Gobbers."

Justin: What the hell, I just won the lottery yesterday.

Steven: Wake gobbers! Wake gobbers! That's a gobbers moment right there. Wake gobbers!

by TheCreatorofWakeGobbers October 31, 2023

wake & shake

using a vibrator first thing in the morning

A friend of mine likes to start their day with a wake & shake and their skin is amazing.

by Xethdiz October 31, 2023