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Wake Gobbers

A relatively new phrase, coined by the transition from the harassment of overweight individuals with the catchphrase "Weight Goals" that shifted to "Wei-Goals!" (sped-up) and finally ended up becoming "Wake gobs," which has now transitioned into the final phase, "Wake Gobbers."

The term no longer refers to overweight individuals but is primarily used in a situation where something unusual has happened, implying that it is a "Gobbers moment" and that it's time for everyone to "Wake Gobbers."
Justin: What the hell, I just won the lottery yesterday.

Steven: Wake gobbers! Wake gobbers! That's a gobbers moment right there. Wake gobbers!
by TheCreatorofWakeGobbers October 31, 2023
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To discover that your partner has doubled down in retaliation for a recent relationship slight of yours.
Johnny Depp missed Amber Heard's birthday party, so he had to wake up on the grumpy side of the bed.
by AQuokka April 20, 2022
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Australian wake up

Waking someone up by performing oral sex on the sleeping party.
He woke me by doing a Australian wake up
by Bobby the Boblet December 24, 2022
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Wake-and-Laugh

When you wake up and the first thing you do is go on urbandictionary for word of the day, the best alternative ritual to your daily news readings to make you laugh.
Person 1:" Man the news is full of bad apples."
Person 2: " You should try to Wake-and-laugh, go on urbandictionary for word of the day as soon as you wake up."
by Capuchin for Hire April 8, 2022
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Ass wake

When you walk behind someone and smell their dirty ass.
I was at the grocery store today and walked through someone's ass wake and nearly vomited.
by Macdaddyjbrown September 2, 2025
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wake and snaked

when you wake up and find a chick on your dick to get a bit of that delicious morning cum (; similar to wake and shake
"yo dude Hanna totally wake and snaked me this morning! best birthday surprise ever!"
by snuffletussul October 20, 2016
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Guadalupe wake up call

When a guy or girl is awakened by housekeeping at a hotel/motel and see they were defecated on while passed out drunk.
Aw man, Chino was so pissed off at Monique last night, he took her back to his room, and she had the ol Guadalupe wake up call...
Housekeeper-"knock knock, housekeeping.
Monique-"Uuuugh...what the!!"
by Chinooks64 July 9, 2023
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