When you get your significant other pregnant on Valentine's Day without them realizing, (or vise versa getting pregnant without them knowing)
It's a sick prank, but hopefully 9 months later it won't be so bad!
It's a sick prank, but hopefully 9 months later it won't be so bad!
John: "What are you getting Lucy for V-Day, dude?"
Fabio: "Flowers and chocolate! And a Valentine's Day Surprise, but she won't find out about that for a few months."
John: "Yo! I was a Valentine's Day Surprise to my Dad!"
Fabio: "Flowers and chocolate! And a Valentine's Day Surprise, but she won't find out about that for a few months."
John: "Yo! I was a Valentine's Day Surprise to my Dad!"
by Smirking and Crying Alone September 30, 2019
Dawn is going to Greece for a Shirley valentine
by Shmeels February 08, 2022
Truly Valentine
by Truly.Valentine May 30, 2022
Truly Valentine
by Truly.Valentine May 30, 2022
A male cums into a female on her period then scooping both and drinking them both and then puking them up on the partner making it look like a pink coat
by Ganggandbanggang April 01, 2016
1) A method to end any relationship by declaring love.
2)Making a declaration of love so deep and gushy the recipient never wishes to see you again. Effectively ending any relationship.
2)Making a declaration of love so deep and gushy the recipient never wishes to see you again. Effectively ending any relationship.
1) Alice used the St valentines scare and told john she couldn't live without him. Never seen someone run for the hills that fast.
2) When you need to get out of a too platonic relationship, you pull the love card and use that as an excuse to end the relationship. "I'm too in love with you, i can't be around you anymore"
2) When you need to get out of a too platonic relationship, you pull the love card and use that as an excuse to end the relationship. "I'm too in love with you, i can't be around you anymore"
by brutusthethird June 14, 2015
Literally the most prettiest and coolest person I've ever met I'm so glad I met her and I really hope we could see eachother soon.
by emolooking February 22, 2022