tumblr prose

faux deep, excessive and pretentious writing made by run-on sentences and googling synonyms. written by or has the aura of pseudophilosopher tumblr users that think they are the next shakespeare because they were in honors english.

person 1: "why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. what Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave"

person two: tumblr prose is a sick and twisted disease bro what are you talking about

by bawlsauce March 20, 2025

Tumblr

(noun) failed dashcon organization

"Wait, did you say 'sad little ball pit in the middle of nowhere and no one showed up?'"
"Yeah, you heard it right, I did say 'Tumblr dashcon 2014".

by I.388972 November 23, 2021

LOONA Tumblr fanfiction

We know you’re gay.

Tumblr is typically used when ur favorite wattpad books are discontinued/not updated and/or there’s nothing good to read on wattpad. You either get xmalereader, smut, a really good one which is the best you’ll ever read, or a different combinations of the three previously mentioned.

Life is a disappointment, we must suffer together.
Stan LOONA

Person A: hey! Person B, have you read any good LOONA Tumblr fanfiction lately?
Person B: nah dude, all the good authors haven’t updated in a while, and the others are all male reader smut.

by sonotsomi July 29, 2022