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Mexican Trunk Muffin

When you stay the night as a guest at someone's home that you are nit particularly fond of and they have a sofa fold out bed, in the morning, take shit on the bed, then fold it back up for a surprise they will be sure to love the next time they use it.
Derek: " Yo you spend the night at your ex's house last night?"

Jake: " Yea bro, we finished all the legal documents for the divorce, by time we were done it was late and I had a little bit to much to drink. She let me crash on her sofa bed couch. That morning before she woke up, I took a huge shit that came out like soft served ice-cream in the middle of the sofa bed. I pulled the sheet & comforter up over my nasty, smelly shit, then being the polite guest that I am, folded the bed back into the sofa. HA! THAT'S WHAT THAT BITCH GETS FOR TRYING TO GET HALF OF EVERYTHING I OWN FROM ME!!"

DEREK: " WOO HOO HOO! No way man, you left her a Mexican Trunk Muffin?! Man I wish I could see her face when she finds that!"
by LizziAlchemy December 4, 2022
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Trunk spunk

"damn bro im stuck in a truck"
"lmao just do a trunk spunk"
"k"
by melodicpepper October 31, 2018
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trunk room

The amount of space you must fit inside when your friend’s car is full. For SUV’s the average trunk space is 3-5 people. In coupes or other smaller cars your average trunk room is 1-3 people.
Y’all got trunk room?”
by ill-Sane April 20, 2018
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Trunk cock

A penis that is like the length of an elephant trunk or a really long penis.
I heard that guy has a trunk cock
by Itsdracomalfoybro June 5, 2018
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trunk-muncher

Someone who eats ass. Specially one with lots of junk in da trunk
Bro his girlfriend is so manly, she's definitely a trunk-muncher
by Chirag_Gupta November 25, 2024
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sugar trunk

sugar trunk is a women with a full, thick, bountiful, tail, butt. Her booty is so perfect it is almost beyond description to those who have not seen. It makes one want to park right behind the sugar trunk and get some sugar.

To find high quality sugar trunks, one must search at college campuses or local fitness clubs.
For example :Hey Ray, Look at that "sugar trunk" over there!"

"I see it, that sugar truck is incredible! Now that you mention it, I need some sugar right now. "
by oldman Hezekiah February 23, 2014
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trunk flip

Something when you shiz in someones mouth then you french kiss them. Reason why because "trunk" = asz or poop "flip" = flip from anal hole to mouth hole
Dude that girl pissed me off i got her drunk and trunk flipped her
by Not a trunk flipper April 30, 2014
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