Michigan Tech traveler

One who neither minds cold weather nor driving two days each way to visit family.

I can live in the U.P. for 20 years or more as a Michigan Tech traveler, especially with all the improvements in technology since last score!

by Ohio River East November 27, 2021

Go Now Travel

Go Now Travel is the best travel supplier in Australia, offering accessible and affordable travel to everyone. Go Now brings Travel to everyone, everywhere - by offering Buy Now, Pay Later Travel Solutions. With stress-free booking process on a wide range of destinations.

Example: Jess says she does not need to sacrifice 2 years of her life to save for a holiday when using Go Now Travel

by Miccy Dees November 30, 2021

Odin's travel tax

Clothes or jewelry you lose on a road trip.

"I can't find my earring. I guess it's Odin's travel tax now."

by Nyx13 March 21, 2024

The Time Traveler

The act of smashing a clock with a hammer and forcing the jagged debris into a small sock and covering it it lubricant and then violently fitting it in somones anus only to remove it after 48 hours

Mr Morris hit me with The Time Traveler in the tesco's toilet and my anus is very saw

by echo419monty69 July 25, 2022

Safe Travels

"Safe Travels" was a phrase first coined by Steve T in 1994 prior to a business trip to Luanda Angola. It's a phrase that encompasses all sentiments such as "good health", "be careful", "stay safe" and the like. The phrase is intended to address the moment an individual leaves their residence, place of employment, hotel, or other temporary location and in transit to their destination and until they return from subject travels.

"Hey Beth, Safe Travels" or "Mark safe travels on your trip to Europe".

by Sleepin' J June 9, 2022

Traveler

Yes it’s genshin. The names of the travelers are lumine and aether. They travel and lose both of each other due to a god and no one is helping much. Lumine Stans are crazy

“I picked the girl traveler, I think her name is aether”
“That’s the boy one-”
“Bruh”

by AbyssMage February 15, 2022

Relativistic Travel

Getting from A to B at a high enough velocity that Einstein's Special Relativity stops being a math problem and becomes your travel agent. The key feature is time dilation: for the travelers moving at a substantial fraction of light speed, time passes slower than for the people they left behind. You can cross the galaxy within a human lifetime... but you'll return to a future where everyone you know is dust.

*Example: The classic Twin Paradox. One twin blasts off on a round-trip to a star 10 light-years away at 99% light speed. For her, the journey might take 15 years. She comes home only 15 years older. But on Earth, over 20 years have passed. Her stay-at-home brother is now older than her. This isn't sci-fi magic; it's a direct prediction of tested physics. Relativistic travel is the ultimate "you can't go home again" scenario, because home exists thousands of years in your future.*

by Abzugal January 24, 2026