Toddslop are poorly made, buggy video games that Todd Howard either directs or advertises. They will also need a ton of mods in order to start playing even somewhat like an ordinary video game.
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The state of being completely and totally beholden to the whim and caprice of your toddler, to the extent that you make virtually all life decisions based not on your own personal preferences but to avoid a toddler melt-down.
When Bill told his friend Stu that he could not stay at work to finish an important project, because he did not want to miss phase 3 of his son’s potty-training class, Stu said, “dude, you are totally toddler-whipped.”
by jesshtx September 9, 2006
Get the toddler-whipped mug.While at first blush appearing similar in nature to the common boondoggle, it should be noted that there is nothing common at all about the opulent and extravagant nature of the toddoggle.
While a boondoggle is commonly defined as an expensive and wasteful project without regard to time or money, the toddoggle is an elevated level of boondoggle only achieved by those with a true mastery of the art of the doggle.
While a boondoggle is commonly defined as an expensive and wasteful project without regard to time or money, the toddoggle is an elevated level of boondoggle only achieved by those with a true mastery of the art of the doggle.
by Mr. Dictionary 14 February 17, 2014
Get the toddoggle mug.Toddler: I hungie, Mama. Whas in da fridger-fridger da eat?
Mama's Friend: What did he say?
Mama: He said that he's hungry and he wants to know what we have in the refrigerator to eat. It's okay. I speak fluent Toddlish.
Mama's Friend: What did he say?
Mama: He said that he's hungry and he wants to know what we have in the refrigerator to eat. It's okay. I speak fluent Toddlish.
by werdyab February 14, 2012
Get the Toddlish mug.A full grown and physically mature adult (18+) who is still a either still a virgin, a premature ejaculator or just plain sexually inexperienced.
GIRL, I threw myself at that horny toddler from the Popeyes Drive thru, we fucked for like 1.5 pumps and then he wanted to be held and shit.
by Ranchgirls November 2, 2020
Get the Horny Toddler mug.A grown man with a 'dick' the same size as a toddler's 'dick'. Really small. Really really small. Cocktail weinerish. A guy suffering from toddler dick will usually get real jealous around preschoolers. These men have been with very few women, out of shame. They tend to spend a lot of time with their mother's, because of their inadequacy in the pants. I'm trying to say, their penis is the same size right now, as an adult, as it was when they were toddlers.
Guy) Why did they get divorced?
Girl) He suffers from toddler dick.
Guy) Toddler dick?
Girl) You, know toddler 'dick'. Same size as a toddlers. Their dick never grew up, like Peter Pan.
Girl) He suffers from toddler dick.
Guy) Toddler dick?
Girl) You, know toddler 'dick'. Same size as a toddlers. Their dick never grew up, like Peter Pan.
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