Snack Wizard

A person who eats excessively. Not necessarily fat, but in most cases is.

Bertha raided the fridge last night. She is proving to be quite the snack wizard.

by obiwannablowme February 16, 2017

Wizard Mop

The act of "concentrating, exploring your past, finding a memory allowing it to fill you up, losing yourself, then speaking the incantation" "Expecto patronum" Whilst simultaneuosly ejaculating on a mud blood and mopping the patronus all over their face.

Harry: "Ron you ginger fuck, you get in last night?"

Ron: "Dude Tots whipped out the ol Basilisk no 'alohamora' needed, chamber of secrets opened gave her the vintage wizard mop"

Harry:"Magical stuff, told you man Hogwarts girls go crazy for the dark magic"

Ron: "That is also true, Could've sworn it was moaning Myrtle for a second bro, bitch was speaking in Parseltongue, Thanks for the advice...Your a wizard Harry"

by YourSickUncleNeddy January 16, 2013

Dirty Wizard

A dirty wizard is when you have anal sex with a female or male and just as you're about to cum pull out and cum on their face while saying a spell from Harry Potter ie (Expelliarmus, Avada Kedavra) also please note you have to be dressed up as a wizard if not it's just dirty

Here babe want to dress up and do the dirty wizard tonight

by Pet5822 October 26, 2020

sink wizard

Derived from "wizard" which is used in place of "taking a wizz" or peeing. The sink wizard is when there's no toilet backstage, only a sink. Urination happens in the sink, thus summoning the sink wizard. Coined by the US death metal band Cannibal Corpse in the DVD Global Evisceration.

The toilets were disgusting so I summoned the sink wizard.

by AshKetchumsPubes May 3, 2017

Proper Wizard

A male who reached the age of 40 and is still a virgin.

I knew that man when he was 30 and he was a wizard. He still has not lost his virginity at the age of 40 so he is now a proper wizard.

by The Ghost66 January 23, 2021

Crimson wizard

When you jack a dick off as hard and vigorously that the tip goes a worrying shade of crimson.

I jacked my tinder date off after taking a preworkout shake and man, I gave that guy a crimson wizard with the strength it evoked

by Monstrous 69 September 17, 2021

wizard rat

A 30+ year old virgin that attempts to sleep with all the boys in the hood but continuously gets denied.

Sir CandyCadeGang always wanted to be a hood rat when he grew up, but became nothing more than a wizard rat.

by Supersassystassi September 19, 2015