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*Shoulder their cross

*Do what I say. It literally just means "Do what I say"
Der Führer JeepJorp "Well, that depends on how many people are willing to *Shoulder their cross (Do what I say) and busy themselves with trivial nonsense while I DER FÜHRER JEEPJORP HAVE ALL THE CONTROL! AND ALL THE MONEY! I'LL HAVE ALL THE CURATED CONVERSATIONS! AND PEOPLE WILL THINK HOW I TELL THEM TO THINK! AND IF THEY DON'T... I'LL TAKE EVERYTHING FROM THEM! I'M SAVING THEM! I'M SAVING THEM FROM THE POST-MODERNIST NEO-MARXISTS! I'M SAVING THEM ALL!!!"
by Hym Iam April 6, 2024
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Shoulder Candy

You're at the club with a drink in each hand, or driving keeping your 10 and 2 at the wheel, when all of a sudden your jam comes on. You can't chuck a full-on boogie; that'd just be irresponsible (and you'd probably spill your drink/crash), so what do you do? You give 'em a bit of shoulder candy. An alternating shrug to the beat, with just enough energy to keep things rolling.
I was double-parked with two pints and then my mate Isaac put on Groovejet, so I had to throw some shoulder candy around.
by Mac_Tonight October 30, 2018
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Shoulder demon

The shoulder demon is the foil to the shoulder Angel and the term is used to make more sense when talking about the two because there can be multiple angels and it makes sense for everyone to have one but, there is only one devil so it makes more sense for everyone to have a lower rank demon to act as a more appropriate being that works in opposition to the shoulder Angel.

Ex: Crowley is a demon in Good Omens and works for satan/the devil. (Extend your disbelief because Crowley isn’t actually a shoulder demon but the concept is still there when it comes to hells hierarchy)
His shoulder demon was telling him to steal the cat.
by CaliforniaIsNotDreamin’24 November 17, 2023
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shoulder

A shoulder is a part on a girls body that MUST be covered at all times in school, otherwise it will distract the boys from their academics.
Teacher: You need to put a jacket on, your shoulder is distracting the boys from learning.
by Not.her…. May 5, 2022
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heavy shoulder

a girl or guy that can be hard or annoying to deal with in a realtionship.
she's nice and all but she's a heavy shoulder
by JJkillin February 14, 2018
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