spiked it through the net

When your boy is bumming you so hard that the condom busts when he cums in your booty.

Nate: Andy why is your booty dripping?

Andy: Friggin Max must have spiked it through the net again...

Max: Yes I did buddy! Yes I did.

by cuckfart October 13, 2020

The nets

A slang for Internet

If you don’t do what I say I’m going to take that little twilight fanfiction that you wrote and I’m gonna put it all over “the nets” said by Ian Hecox from smosh the video is called I broke my foot

by Slim z July 2, 2023

pussy-net

A girl who you don't care about but you try to keep around while trying to get other chicks. Basically, a backup pussy.

-Shit! Jane keeps texting me but I can't keep ignoring her if I want to hit this weekend.
- brah you know you need that pussy-net

by thinker2 April 8, 2015

Net Muncher

A person that consumes large amounts of internet without paying for it.

Wendy: My internet just renewed and 2 gigabytes are already gone!

Michael: It was Jacob downloading game mods.

Jacob: It wasn't me!'

Wendy:Your such a......Net Muncher!

by Truthman445 May 11, 2013

NETS

No Effort Too Small is NETS. It defines how the best of the best leave no stone unturned. It is used for someone you know who is pulling all the stops to get ahead, and it signals approval and encourages emulation. NETSing, full NETS, NETSed are common variations.

The regional manager was promoted to VP last week. 3 years ago he was in facilities. The CEO walked in on him one early morning meticulously cleaning the floor, lifting chairs and desks, sweeping under all the rugs, getting every goddamn dust mite off the lobby floor. He went total NETS on his cleaning tasks. The CEO, blown away, quickly moved him to the management track.

by axolotyl92 May 29, 2022

Net-Spear

To look something up on the internet, To pluck a piece of information from the online ocean.

Johnny - Hey Alf, Who won the 1964 World Series Of Rooster Smashing?

Alf - I dont know, Let me Net-Spear it for you

by Ghost Bears June 22, 2011

Net Banger

A person that is "gangster" or drilla on the internet but in real life they are the biggest cuck known to man and won't do a thing.

"100 of my boys VS 100 of your boys. One call and i'm active again. I'll stomp your head on the curb infront of your mum."
"Okay net banger"
"i'm a main offenda not a net banger"
"alr net banger

by NippleDick2000 September 17, 2025