Fog Blocked

When you fixing to go meet this cute girl on tinder, but you go outside and it’s hella foggy to the point it is no longer safe to drive to your date.

Damn, bro. I got hella blue balled by Mother Nature last night after I got fog blocked. I couldn’t even see my hand in front of my face.

by Das Koala June 2, 2018

The Fog

of ̨ͮ̊̈̃̽͒̍ͬ̐̒́̌͐̏́ͣ͌̃͊͏̳̬̺̭̻̫̩͝ ͣ͋̄̓̇̅ͥ̈́̓ͭ̃ͤ ̛̳̟̼͖̮̜̳͉̳̼̯̺̙̮̼̥̪̗̠̀ ̨̔̽̒ͧ̍̋̒̕͟҉ ͍͍̭͙͎̥̭̹͉͖̖̱͚͖ ̵͕̜̟̬̫̞̳͙̹̱͓̿͐̇̾̋͑̑ͥ̕͟ͅ ͧ̑̀͆̾͑̿ͭͭ̈̎҉̀ ͔̪̗̹͔̖̖ ͩͯͤ̄ͨͯͤͭ̂̚͠ ̨͇̖̟̜̺̼͓̭̺̞͢ ̨̤͙͚̘ͦͬͤͥ̓̑ͯ̀̊ͪ̄͐̄̚͞ ̢̥̯̻͕͖͕̩̹̱͚͕ͧ͂̿͆̀͗̓͆͒͗ͣͥ̈̀̕͢ ̴̡̣̼̣͈̟̥͕̖͓̮̟̬̙̖̦͊̽͊ͤ̓̏̿͆ͨ̍̍͛͊ͨ̚͘͘͜ ̨̤͎̪̘̳̞͎̖̱̼̭̳̤̬̤͓ͪ͆͒́ͣ̓̅ͬ͐ͫͣ̔̈ͮ̐͠ ̶̬̱͇͖͖̥̹̋̋̉̓̕͝͠ ̨̨̼̰̗̩̪ͥ͒ͫ͐ͨ̂ ̡̌̑̅ͯ͐ͤ̎͋͊ͨ ̻͓̻̞͖̠͠ͅ ͔̝͇̫̄̍̑͋̀̈͆͋̈́ͦ͢͡͝͞ ͦͧͫ͐̄̅ͪ͗҉̧̧͕̱͓̥͕̠͎̱̼̗͟͜ ́̐̈́̅̄ͥ͏́҉̵̮̠̬̮̘̙̲̭̬ ͦ̏ͮ̌̒ ̨̡̰̱̩͉̻͈̖̪̺̣̲͓͖̱͙̖̳ ̛̩̮̹͕̲̟͓̰͉͍̩̠͉̰ͯ̐͛̏̈́̏̃ͦ̎̔̊̅ͩ̂ͥ̃͝͠ ̴̧͇̠͖͍̼̗͖̺̟̮̎̌͊̈̅̓ͧ̒ͦ͞ ̧̦̙̩̻͇͓̞͓̟̠̼̮͙̑͛ͧ̄̕͞͝ ̐̀͐̓͐̄̂̆ͨͩ̂̎͛̓̐̒̚ ͉͔͔̟͢ ̶́ͬ͋͢҉̖͕̺̬̕͠ ̴͈̞̻͈̱̭̰͔̟̯̣̼̔͂̋̀͑̌ͣͯ̐̂ͫ͗̽͘͠͝ ͔̹̤̭ͩ̋̏͑͗ͬ̐̉ͪ̎̈́͟͝ ͖̟̼̯͙͖̝̒ͩ̿́͐͌̓̾̚͢͝ ̴̡̫̣̟̲̼̠̮͔̻̻̈͐̄͐́̽͌̈ͤ͝ ̧̡ͥ̿ͤͯ͒̿ͩͬ́̅̚̚҉̤͍̣̺̱͎̝͓̱͕̻̀ͅ ̔̓̆͐̀̐҉̨̕ ̞͚̟̦͈̥̫̲̫̠͖̲̗͇̺̗̲ ̶͉̗̮̖̘̞̦͈͎̪̙͎̠̺̲̥̮̇̂̅ͫ̈̒ͯ̌͛̍͛̏̓͝ ̢̄̑̊͗̍̀̾̓̋͡ ̜͉̳͖̼̺͈͖̫̻̺̜̣̰ ̴̛̦̲̯̺̅ͤ̈ͨ̋ͩ ̵̲̻̝̞͎̦̱̭̺̲̫̤͈̜̦̤̍ͩ̉͐̈́̎ͬ͌̃̚ͅ ̨̋͋ͭ̔ͦ̿̔ͪͯͩͪ́͢͏̨̪̳̻̳̗̖̗͓̫̖̳͕̣̣̙ ̴̧̠̪̪͇͖̝͙͖̮͙̥̙̭̮̝̻ͣ̏̒ͮ̔ͧ̒̃͛͛̄̔̏ͤͨ͗̄ ̢ͪ̿̉ͭ̊ͫ̔̏̂ͫ̑̋̓ͤ̕ ͍̗̮̹̼̫̠̘͕̰͖̠͚̕ ̜͉̣ͧͧ̓̇̆̅̿̉̀̌͒ͦ̋ͦ̿̀͡ ̶̡̻̱͚̲̜͖͎̳̘̖͎̳̺̯ͭͮ͐̑͋͛ͣ͆͊̽͋̔̅́͆̾̎̏́̕ͅ ̶̡̛̪̰͈̪̥̰̤̦̟̼̥̠̼̝͙̣̤̽ͫ̃͒ͭ̏ͤ̅̉ͦ̓̾͊̅ͪ͐ͥ̓̚͡ͅ ̆͋̿̽ͮ̋ͩ͗ͮ̆ͪ̾̅̓̈́ͤ͗̍҉͏͓̜̳̰̙͍̠̩͍͇͇͎̯̮͉̕͞ ̢̡̬͕̞͉̦̂̉͂̅̚͞͠ ́̓̐ͬͦ̌̌ͤ̈́̄͐̄̊͒ ̟͈̱̤̠̦̻̟̞͕͢ͅ ̩̥̭̜̜̝̲͔͓͓̮̖̟͔̞͚̊ͮ̔̒̾̒̎͜͝ ̨̛̞͍̮̳̠̹͖̥̣̠͗͊̈̃͌ͦ̀͠ͅ ̧̢̝̲͈̞͖̮̗̣͉͚̭͈͙̬̣̱̪̌̌͊͗͟͢ ͫ̇ͫ͋ͦͣͧ͊͑̓ͮͥͣ̋ͮͯ̀ ́͘͏̭͚̰͇̹̺̰̠͚̗͇̣̪͍͈̞ ̶̼̬̜̋ͧ̊͗̿ͨͧͪͬ̽̎̏́̊ͭͤ̋́̚͞ ͫ̾ͮ̒̈͊ͨ͂͆͒͑́҉͓̟̭̲̮͇̬̯̜̜̪̺̼̲͕͢͟͜͝

ITS COMING

Person 1: What’s the Fog
Person 2: Its coming………

by Agent Yuragaymin May 29, 2022

lavender fog

The kind of guy who proudly buys his clothing at gas stations and prefers a mythical beast to adorn his torso. A closeted ginger who has a specific stance and is in love with a Chelsea. Can’t snowboard for shit and likes dudes butts (probably).

That guy with the inflatable pumpkin is a total Lavender fog.

by Bserious October 19, 2018

FOG

Fats, Oils and Greases. In case you haven't been keeping up with environmental issues, FOGs can cause a whole host of problems.

The fats, oil and grease (FOG) found in food ingredients such as meat, cooking oil, shortening, butter, margarine, baked goods, sauces and dairy products is a major concern for New York City’s sewers. When not disposed of properly, FOG builds up in the sewer system constricting flow, which can cause sewer back-ups into homes and overflow discharges onto streets. It can also interfere with sewage treatment processes at the City’s Wastewater Treatment Plants.

by Charleston Pond Manager November 21, 2017

Fog Gobbler

AKA San Francisco Fog Gobbler. When your partner is giving you a blow job and you fart in their face so they end up gobbling up your fog.

I was getting a blow job by a girl from Toronto started to lick my balls and it tickled a bit and I ripped a fart in her mouth and she Gobbled the fog. Hence a Torontian Fog Gobbler. She gagged for a minute then finished the job like a champ.

by Basiltiger April 21, 2018