Fast ass bitch

A stupid ass bitch who jumps to conclusions and overthinks everything

Girl: you never wanna hangout you’re a terrible friend

Guy: you accused me of being a bad friend, you fast ass bitch

by Dannydavito December 28, 2021

Lightning McQueen Fast

Grab your dick, squeeze it hard, and go very fast.

Hey baby, next time you send me a video, can you go Lightning McQueen fast.

by crazygirllll December 9, 2021

fast forward equity

Time saved when pausing a dvr recording.

Oshit we're all out of fast forward equity now we have to watch a stupid commercial

by BigZac April 28, 2016

chef mickey's fast

Not eating all day prior to going to dinner at Chef Mickey's all you can eat buffet at Disney World.

Since we are going to Chef Mickey's today I'll have to chef mickey's fast so that I can stuff my face later.

by otisopsed November 29, 2012

Fernandez Fast One

When your family member intentionally or indirectly screws you over in a business specifically in real estate, loans, or theft.

Joe pulled a Fernandez Fast One over Peter when he sold the house to him. He screwed over Joe with ease.

by anonymousjoseph June 25, 2017

Fast Fap February

FFF is when every day for this month you masturbate until you can ejaculate. You time how long it took to ejaculate and at the end of the month you compare and look for the fastest time you can ejaculate. Basically a speedrun to cum.

Person 1: Dude, you know it's Fast Fap February, how fast did you cum?
Person 2: It took me 20 seconds
Person 1: Damn it took me 5 minutes

by Yomamaha January 5, 2022

Think fast chucklenuts!

Get ready cause if you hear someone scream this you are about to get flash banged by really anyone. Most commonly the Scout from TF2.

"Think fast chucklenuts!"

by Freaky_Fesh May 30, 2023