by melodicpepper October 31, 2018
Get the Trunk spunkmug. When you stay the night as a guest at someone's home that you are nit particularly fond of and they have a sofa fold out bed, in the morning, take shit on the bed, then fold it back up for a surprise they will be sure to love the next time they use it.
Derek: " Yo you spend the night at your ex's house last night?"
Jake: " Yea bro, we finished all the legal documents for the divorce, by time we were done it was late and I had a little bit to much to drink. She let me crash on her sofa bed couch. That morning before she woke up, I took a huge shit that came out like soft served ice-cream in the middle of the sofa bed. I pulled the sheet & comforter up over my nasty, smelly shit, then being the polite guest that I am, folded the bed back into the sofa. HA! THAT'S WHAT THAT BITCH GETS FOR TRYING TO GET HALF OF EVERYTHING I OWN FROM ME!!"
DEREK: " WOO HOO HOO! No way man, you left her a Mexican Trunk Muffin?! Man I wish I could see her face when she finds that!"
Jake: " Yea bro, we finished all the legal documents for the divorce, by time we were done it was late and I had a little bit to much to drink. She let me crash on her sofa bed couch. That morning before she woke up, I took a huge shit that came out like soft served ice-cream in the middle of the sofa bed. I pulled the sheet & comforter up over my nasty, smelly shit, then being the polite guest that I am, folded the bed back into the sofa. HA! THAT'S WHAT THAT BITCH GETS FOR TRYING TO GET HALF OF EVERYTHING I OWN FROM ME!!"
DEREK: " WOO HOO HOO! No way man, you left her a Mexican Trunk Muffin?! Man I wish I could see her face when she finds that!"
by LizziAlchemy December 4, 2022
Get the Mexican Trunk Muffinmug. โ๐ ๐ด๐ญ๐ฐ๐ธ๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ธ๐ฏ ๐ช๐ฏ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฎ๐ช๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ญ๐ฆ (๐ต๐ฉ๐ข๐ต) ๐ญ๐ข๐ด๐ต ๐ต๐ช๐ฎ๐ฆ, ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ต ๐ข๐ญ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ธ ๐ฉ๐ช๐ฎ ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ค๐ณ๐ฐ๐ด๐ด ๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐ฐ๐ท๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ass-trunk ๐ฎ๐ฆ. ๐ ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ฏโ๐ต ๐ฌ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ธ ๐ธ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ด๐ฆ ๐ง๐ข๐ถ๐ญ๐ต ๐ช๐ต ๐ช๐ด. ๐๐ฆ ๐ซ๐ถ๐ด๐ต ๐ธ๐ฐ๐ฏ $10,000.โ
by Paullybeans April 7, 2024
Get the Ass-Trunkmug. by CrAcK_mOnKeY195 December 19, 2022
Get the Trunk Monkeymug. by Oooooooyeye63 February 4, 2024
Get the princess trunksmug. Ben: How did you pleasure Andrea last night?
Allen: I โSmoked her trunkโ
Ben: Hell yeah, Smoke a trunk brother
Allen: I โSmoked her trunkโ
Ben: Hell yeah, Smoke a trunk brother
by Freeze dried pickles June 27, 2019
Get the Smoke a trunkmug. Noun. Referring to someone's posterior, while wearing underwear, with underwear full of shit after one shits oneself, as Donald Trump is said to do.
by Definerator December 28, 2023
Get the Trump trunkmug.