chode

So I am defining this word again because 332 times just isn't enough. A chode is a dick wider than it is long. Chode is more commonly used as a term to describe people with chode-like qualities, or people who say chode-like things. Chodes are very easy to spot. The most obvious chode-like quality is wearing a hat slightly off center. If you ever happen to spot a chode then casually say "chode" with or without a cough, make sure they hear you otherwise the point is not made. There are definately a lot of chodes out there including Dave Dahmer, Jon Dewalt and Tony.

Ex. 1 "Hey Mike D. I haven't seen you at The Dairy lately, did that chode ban you from the store"

Ex. 2 "Bro, look at that guy with the off center hat, ((cough)) chode...."

by The Bros October 17, 2004

chode

When a penis is wider than it is long.

Hey sister, T-Dog has a chode. You better not best be screwing him in his private spots.

by billy joel August 1, 2003

chode

Mix between a chair and a toad - used to sit on and hop around.

Dick: Pull up a chair, you chode.
Dan: What chair?
Dick: Shut up, dick.

by clintonius rex May 1, 2007

chode

Can be a short / wide penis or a person whos height is unproportional their width. (stocky). this is not neccessarily a bad physical trait unless the width comes from being out of shape/ over-weight.

1.) I heard that kid has a chode.
2.) Look at that fat fucking chode wobbling down the hall, trying to get to his locker.

by Chodey McChodels February 15, 2008

Chode

A chode ia a huge meaty dick that is wider than it is long, in other words a 2x6. All the peeps who think it is the area between a guys ass and his balls are fucking stupid Bc that is called the grundle! Stupid Fuckers!

Tyler Burke has a hairy meat clit and loves to suck on the chode of Pistole. The only problem is that Burke is to tight to be able to have the chode penetrate his ass so he has to fit it in his meaty clit while Cocoulus films it and brodcasts it live on the internet so that all the faculty can watch. Burke love it like this Bc he wants everyone to know about his love for the CHODE. You see Burke is one of those peeps who has both a meat clit and a chode, we call them "Burkes." He fingers his asshoe and his meatclit while Pistole beats off his huge chode with both hands and all his might!

by Hairy Meat Clit February 20, 2003

chode

The spot on a man between the balls and the asshole.

She tickled my chode with her mustache.

by Justin May 4, 2004

chode

chode-->aka,guch,is the skin between the sac and the asshole.

Chris, you stupid shaved chode!

by Rake Yohn August 7, 2003