shoulder

A shoulder is a part on a girls body that MUST be covered at all times in school, otherwise it will distract the boys from their academics.

Teacher: You need to put a jacket on, your shoulder is distracting the boys from learning.

by Not.her…. May 5, 2022

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Shoulder demon

The shoulder demon is the foil to the shoulder Angel and the term is used to make more sense when talking about the two because there can be multiple angels and it makes sense for everyone to have one but, there is only one devil so it makes more sense for everyone to have a lower rank demon to act as a more appropriate being that works in opposition to the shoulder Angel.

Ex: Crowley is a demon in Good Omens and works for satan/the devil. (Extend your disbelief because Crowley isn’t actually a shoulder demon but the concept is still there when it comes to hells hierarchy)

His shoulder demon was telling him to steal the cat.

by CaliforniaIsNotDreamin’24 November 17, 2023

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two shoulders

Having “two shoulders” about something means to be conflicted. Having an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other.

“She called me about getting back together, but I’ve got two shoulders about it.”

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.9.This Nigger Has Been Touching My Shoulder For Yhirty Three Years.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 28, 2025

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Milk bottle shoulders

A person who doesn't like to take or take on responsibility. Not broad shouldered similar to a milk bottle

Pete got milk bottle shoulders the a lazy twat

by Lazygit April 21, 2023

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Bad Decision Shoulders

To rotate ones shoulder's, raising one after another while keeping your arms bent at the elbows whilst gravitating towards a bad decision. Most commonly used to describe someone on the path of unfaithfulness, exuding a particularly joyous excitement about the prospect that is visible in their shoulders.

Nathan gave one last sly smile to Danny, Tom and Rich before giving a vigorous episode of bad decision shoulders then turning and moving towards the ladies at the bar.

by Spoonsauce June 19, 2022

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