the dirty swim team is a sex act mostly performed by men, it involves the man defecating into swim goggles and then forcing the woman to wear them for 3-4 days the after the 4 days when her eye is completely diseased,the man fucks her eye until it falls out which the woman must then consume covered in the mans cum
Todd: Hey john what happened last night with Karen?
John: I started a dirty swim team on her a few days ago and finished it last night.
John: I started a dirty swim team on her a few days ago and finished it last night.
by bennyboy6999 May 24, 2015
Get the dirty swim teammug. Edina Swim Club is a swim team that honors people who are different and special. Many people there are on their way to becoming Olympians.
by Andrew Candler November 16, 2018
Get the Edina Swim Clubmug. "Night swimming deserves a quiet night
I'm not sure all these people understand
It's not like years ago, the fear of getting caught
Of recklessness and water
They cannot see me naked" - R.E.M.
I'm not sure all these people understand
It's not like years ago, the fear of getting caught
Of recklessness and water
They cannot see me naked" - R.E.M.
by just an old dude June 29, 2025
Get the Night Swimmingmug. The phrase "start swimming" is a phrase used by teens to tell someone to fight. Start swimming is a nice and fun way to tell someone to fight.
by Letsmakesomewordsgoviral June 17, 2018
Get the Start swimmingmug. Something you say when you're unbothered by other people's opinions. You stick to what you want to do.
by puzzleslacker August 3, 2025
Get the Swimming in my own lanemug. A straight white male. The actual acronym is SWM but that's hard to pronounce and therefore hard to use as a slur.
Friends of said swim: "Wassup my swim"
People who dislike said swim: "Look at that swim, what a b!tch"
People who aren't straight, white, or a male: "Swims are the root of all evil"
People who dislike said swim: "Look at that swim, what a b!tch"
People who aren't straight, white, or a male: "Swims are the root of all evil"
by Fl0ppyn00dl3 November 9, 2021
Get the swimmug. Swim practice is where your coach constantly yells at you to go faster when you are already at your limit, You can't see on backstroke because of the blinding sun, you hit hands with people on freestyle and butterfly, you practically go no-where in breaststroke... picture that holding your breath.
Leah: "wanna hang out today?"
Me: "sorry I have swim practice"
Leah: "what about tomorrow?"
Me: "sorry boo I still gotta go to practice"
Me: "sorry I have swim practice"
Leah: "what about tomorrow?"
Me: "sorry boo I still gotta go to practice"
by Swimmer288 July 6, 2017
Get the Swim practicemug.