shocken

Cross between shocked & shaken.
Origin: In November 2002, DFM (female) had a trip to Australia. Later that month she rang her best friend, GGK (also female) to say she was engaged to a guy she just met (Me!). At the wedding banquet in May 2003, GGK was so nervous during her speech she said that when DFM rang her about the engagement, she was SHOCKEN (meant to say shocked & shaken!). The word caught on in our circles and is now a regular word used in our speech!

When my best friend went overseas and rang me a couple of weeks later she was engaged to a guy she had just met, I was SHOCKEN.

by Bill - Australian in Malaysia March 22, 2004

sticky shocker

A sticky shocker is a device used in splinter cell; it is shot out of your gun in the game to shock the enemy till he hits the ground unconscious, one of the most effective devises in the game in my own opinion...

Dude when you hit his ass with the sticky shocker it looks like he’s having a full body seizure

by pillow3971 April 5, 2005

internet shock

When somebody gets shocked at how much they can do on a computer. Usually an old person or somebody who has got the internet for the first time.

Nan: You'll never guess where I was last night!
Me: Where?
Nan: Shopping for houses in SPAIN
Me: MUM Nan still hasn't gotten over internet shock has she?

by X - Leah _ x May 30, 2006

Bum Shock

Also known as Poo Jabs.

Bum Shock is caused by a confusion at the Sphincter and is recognised by a short attack of pain in the anus. It is ultimately caused by needing a massive poo which hasn't quite brewed.

Ouch, my bum hurts.

You've got Bum shock!

by Gallimerde March 3, 2007

Shell Shocked

Shell Shocked: When a woman parties so hard the night before and ends up in the emergency room the next day with terrible genital pains only to find a dead turtle in her vagina.

Wow girl! I was at a party last night and had way to much to drink and woke up shell shocked!

by ICE BEARD THE PIRATE October 2, 2018

two handed shocker

Two handed version of the shocker.

If you thought that she liked the shocker, give the two handed shocker!

by Mark DeMuth December 5, 2005

Shockey

1. To completely overpower or crush an opponent with brute force.

2. To be humiliated or ran over when standing your ground.

3. To dominate.

(See PwN)

Derived from the New York Giants Player: (Jeremy) Shockey.

Spectator A: "Did you see that guy get run over!?"

Spectator B: "Yeah! He sure got shockied."

by Ronald J. Gagne Jr. September 17, 2005