shadow seeding

noun - To be a shadow seeder

Someone who secretly and intentionally impregnates or gets pregnant without the other party knowing.

verb - To shadow seed
To secretly and intentionally impregnate themselves or someone else without the other party knowing.

noun - 'You're a dirty shadow seeder!'

verb - 'You should have seen this girl I was shadow seeding last night!

by submissive&breedable June 13, 2024

Getting Seed

Typically the process of getting semen

"im getting seed 2nite 😝"

by Paracetamol May 19, 2025

Put the seeds in the dirt

Don’t bs around and if you want real stuff to happen you need to put the seeds in the dirt

Billybob wants to get in shape but doesn’t want to go to the gym, so his friends told him to put the seeds in the dirt

by Kolaplantroot December 11, 2024

birch seed

Clean way of calling someone a ‘total bitch’

Goddammit Susan, you birch seed.

by Bobby54643 November 9, 2017

Seed Bag

As defined by Robin S.

Testicles

1. I reach down between my legs and ease the seed bag....

by Robin S. February 12, 2021

seed

hes a guy who simps for fortnite skins and like porn of them , also a guy who spams his fucken soundboard

seed is gay hooray

by lmaoaokdias March 28, 2022

seed donations

1. "Deposits" of "man-milk" dat one or more virile dudes make to a hot chick whom they're on intimate terms with, either because she wants a baby, or just because she's horny all da time.
2. Da b**ls**t description dat greedy ministers and televangelists use to label requested money from their already-cash-strapped audience with da implications dat said donors will then "reap bountiful rewards from God", but which said Bible-blabbers then use merely for their own personal gain.

"Seed donations" can also sarcastically refer to either child-support payments dat a guy hasta pay a gal whom he knocked up, or "hush money" dat he hasta give her so dat she won't blab to others about his having had sex with her.

by QuacksO May 31, 2019