scissor fever

When you see a cute or hot haircut of any kind that makes you want to cut your hair really badly

Omg this pixie cut is giving me scissor fever

by Ken_Nique July 19, 2016

scissor seption

Like a cock block but for lesbians.

Allison wants to huck up with Angie at Sophie's party. But in the end Sophie and Angie huck up. Alison's Bestfriend yells out scissor seption.

by Sophiezu June 17, 2016

Scissor Dicking

The act of two men banging each other at the same time. Though improbable, two men are so horny that they face each other and attempt to nobly penetrate one another whilst circumventing each other's balls.

I'm so horny right now I have dusty balls . Let's bang each other at the same time.
How do we do that?
Easy bro, we'll just do a little scissor dicking.

by H.C.Sucker May 22, 2016

scissor froth

The frothy substance created when two overweight females scissor vigorously.

That scissor froth was so thick I could eat it with a spoon.

by Gingerbones January 23, 2018

Scissors

An object that splits up.

Scissors beats paper.

by alpaka fbi open up spies April 21, 2020

scissors

When you are incapable of being a regular human so you half do peace signs and half do finger guns and end up throwing scissors instead.

J: Are you mentally unstable?
L: Just a tad *scissors*

by LollyLeggins August 15, 2020

Edward scissor fingers

To finger a woman till blood is drawn
(cherry pop only)

You dude guess what, darrgh gave the fat wan the Edward scissor fingers in his car, its everywhere

by Gorillafist October 22, 2020