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by Carlhartcowboy April 17, 2018
She is the most caring person ever. She is sweet, kind, and Sensitive. She can be quiet at times but don’t doubt her strength. She is strong and competitive and loves a good competition. She loves sports but also eating. She is thicc and is super cute.
by Anonymous Lover* February 15, 2018
bestie savannah got all the guys in the bag. her snap is filled. she mostly focuses on rodeo. she is pretty smart unless it involves moving from one app to another with siri. she likes looking at baseball boys on tik tok, and normally sends them to her friends. her pinterest is normally cute couples, or animals.
hi bestie savannah.
by abbie_0273 July 02, 2021
Savannah Markowycz is the hottest person you’ll ever meet. She drop dead gorgeous but dosent think of her self as such, but she is also very confident. Typically about 5’0 - 5’4 feet tall. She’s very dramatic but so much fun to be around. She can do anything she puts her mind too. One of her best abilities is cooking. She likes flowers, Chinese food, and playing word block puzzle. She’s the type of girl to one up a whole football team. Often she’s a smoker with a lot of problems but you’ll never know because she’s always so happy around others. Comfort her when she needs it and she’ll always have your back, through thick and thin. If you have a Savannah Markowycz in your life don’t let her get away because if you do it’ll be your biggest regret. If she loves you then know she never love you like anyone else will. She’ll be the best gf ever. Loyal caring and funny.
by smokersalley420 April 20, 2022
A Savannah Slushie occurs when two or more menstruating strippers give a man a lap dance. This leaves a red mixture on the recipients lap. Afterwards, this person will ideally become very drunk and pee their pants to complete the slushie. Variants of the slushie may include the person vomiting on the pants. In parts of Tokyo, diarrhea may be involved.
It is recommended to discard the pants after a night that involves a Savannah Slushie.
It is recommended to discard the pants after a night that involves a Savannah Slushie.
My best friend went out last night, wearing a sharp looking polo shirt and a real fine pair of Patagonia shorts. Little did he know his night would conclude with a Savannah Slushie. He was about to throw the pants into a dumpster, but we have word that the Smithsonian museum has requested the pants for a new exhibit.
by JeffsAccount July 15, 2019