The Alaskan Senator who invented the internet by creating a series of tubes. and just recently these tubes were being clogged by movies streaming across the series of tubes. He belives people are treating it like a big truck
by All-American-Badass February 21, 2009
Get the Ted Stevens mug.Most likely seen on YOUTUBE, Steve is known for dressing in weird outfits and dancing to hit songs. He is also known to incorporate ChatRoulette as such in his infamous Katy Perry - Peacock video. (YOUTUBE took down this video because of lame ass rules, but let some other unknown Youtuber put up the same video and has yet to be blocked. Which is great to still introduce new fans to his work.) Steve Kardynal channel on YOUTUBE is called SteveKardynal.
by BlabsterLobster...CRAB! February 27, 2012
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Similar to beer goggles, Stevens Goggles involves drinking copious amounts of liquor or beer until females (who are normally about a 3 out of 10) become unusually attractive (about a 7 out of 10). This name is derived from the technological institute of higher learning in Hoboken, NJ, at which a very small percentage of the student body is female (~25%). Of those females, only a small percentage are attractive (~5%). Unlike beer goggles, the amounts of liquor required to make Stevens females look reasonably decent is several orders of magnitude greater than the amount required to kill a herd of cattle.
-OMFG we're going to chug everclear, let's toast: STEVENS GOGGLES FOR EVERYBODY!!!!!!
-Recently, a group of Stevens females was seen running from a very drunk man with a harpoon gun claiming to be Captain Ahab. Later in the evening, a group of males was seen trying to have sex with the same girls; they appeared to all be suffering from a case of Stevens Goggles. The next day, three men were found drowning in their own vomit on the sidewalk outside of the dormitory.
-Recently, a group of Stevens females was seen running from a very drunk man with a harpoon gun claiming to be Captain Ahab. Later in the evening, a group of males was seen trying to have sex with the same girls; they appeared to all be suffering from a case of Stevens Goggles. The next day, three men were found drowning in their own vomit on the sidewalk outside of the dormitory.
by excelsiorjss November 26, 2007
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Get the Steve mug.A true musican, a beautiful spirt, unique soul who made outstanding music that touchs your heart, amazing voice and a legend that never die...
Made songs such as wild world, How Can I Tell You, and Peace Train...
He is An Angel out of this world...
He Converted to Islam, banned from the u.s coz of mistaken identity and not because of terriorst reasons..
A Charity person, who always gives to the poor and the needy...
Made songs such as wild world, How Can I Tell You, and Peace Train...
He is An Angel out of this world...
He Converted to Islam, banned from the u.s coz of mistaken identity and not because of terriorst reasons..
A Charity person, who always gives to the poor and the needy...
by sara bow January 29, 2005
Get the cat stevens mug.1.Lead singer of the band The Audition.
2.Gorgeous.
3.Talented.
4.Funny.
5.A buff dude who enjoys playing Hockey; A real man's man.
6.Loves country music, especially Rascal Flatts.
7.Has better hair than all the scene girls who adore him.
Danny Stevens=God
2.Gorgeous.
3.Talented.
4.Funny.
5.A buff dude who enjoys playing Hockey; A real man's man.
6.Loves country music, especially Rascal Flatts.
7.Has better hair than all the scene girls who adore him.
Danny Stevens=God
Girl:Danny Stevens is so hot!
Girl 2:Who is that?
Girl:The lead singer of the Audition. They're playing next, before All Time Low.
Girl 2:Oh ok, I'm gonna go buy my merch. I wanna meet Vinny Vegas...
Girl:No, he's such a loser! Watch them.
*watches*
Girl 2: I love Danny Stevens! He's a God! So much better than Alex Gaskarth!!!
Girl 2:Who is that?
Girl:The lead singer of the Audition. They're playing next, before All Time Low.
Girl 2:Oh ok, I'm gonna go buy my merch. I wanna meet Vinny Vegas...
Girl:No, he's such a loser! Watch them.
*watches*
Girl 2: I love Danny Stevens! He's a God! So much better than Alex Gaskarth!!!
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Gene: "Steve Turkel. He was my best friend!"
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