Starfish

It’s a passive sexual position where a less interested woman usually drunk just lays down arms and legs spread to resemble a starfish. Mind is often filled with thoughts of Hermes or Chanel. The position is more popular toward the end of the month when rent is due.

Girl, just do a couple shots, starfish for him and we’ll get flown out to Ibiza

by theoriginalpussmelier June 30, 2025

muddy starfish

A shitty butthole

Did you do anal with Alexa?

Yeah she's got a muddy starfish and I had poop on my cock

by NOTashitrider April 9, 2023

peckard starfish

A Peckard starfish is a penis that looks like a starfish

Janet: Put it In
John: I’ll put my peckard starfish in you

by Peckard starfish May 15, 2018

Starfish

A girls anus

Josie’s got a nice starfish

by Pos starfish February 16, 2022

Bloody Starfish

One who has purposefully given themselves a bloody butthole.

Carl: Hey Jimmy I saw your video last night of your bloody starfish….It was kinda hot and turned me on.

Jimmy: Thank’s Carl I really appreciate you supporting my videos…even if they are a little gory

by Bloody starfish man September 27, 2021

chewbacca starfish

A hairy butthole, typically on a adult male.

Oh Gary, you need to shave that Chewbacca starfish if you wanna get laid.

by DO-E July 16, 2017

Reluctant Starfish

When a wife let's her husband have sex with her to appease him and she lays on her back showing zero interest while he goes to pound town.

Guy - "Man, I finally got laid last night. Have you gotten any buns recently?"
Buddy - "Yea, the other night. I wouldn't say I got laid, but Tricia begrudgingly lied there lifeless and let me have sex with her so I would stop annoying her"
Guy - "Ahh, the Reluctant Starfish. At least you got a nut"
Buddy - "Yup....."

by Dangling Scrots November 9, 2021