mystical poon

The poon of Eve. So basically, Eve was a total bitch. She listened to that dick of a snake and ate the apple from the forbidden tree. No biggie right? Wait till you hear what she did next. She puts the forbidden apple in her poon, IN HER MYSTICAL POON!, to seduce Adam to eat it ('cause we all know Adam loves poon. He did ask God for some. I mean, come on). So he's eating poon and then he eats some forbidden apple too! And the next thing they know, both Adam and Eve find out they're naked and get thrown out of the Garden of Eden ruining Paradise for future generations to come. The end.

Sometime close to 5 am...
K: HER POON WAS MYSSSTICALLL!!
(meaning Eve's mystical poon)

by sexonabeach May 7, 2007

poon butter

the moist, slick fluid in the vaginal area that acts as lubrication for intercourse.

After sucking face with this wettie for about 10 minutes, i could feel the poon butter soaking through her cotton panties.

by BL Johnson July 12, 2006

Poon dogger

A person who will do anything to steal some of dat poon from another person.

" hey jerry, who you 'hitting'?"
"martha."
" thats what you think."
" youre such a poon dogger, bill."

by L. E. it March 10, 2006

Poon Monsoon

Another name for a female orgasm.

I thought it was raining when I had sexy with Cindy when she had a poon monsoon!

by VisexXxEvans April 20, 2010

Poon Danglin'

To seek out and successfully find a person to sleep with

Ted: Bro, what you up to tonight?
Chad: Drinkin' some brewskis then goin out and POON Danglin'!!
Ted: Haha, sick shit, broseph

by Timmypeepants February 11, 2010

Anti Poon

One who presents attributes that cause woman to be repulsed by him. Can also be used to describe an object or person.

Dan, that orange haired ginger fuck could not pick up a girl if he tried. Hes THE anti poon.

by Js and Ml December 19, 2008

Poonage

The Act of Giving/Receiving Poon

"She's going to give me poonage"

by Andy So. February 2, 2008