by Zeeewun January 6, 2017
Get the Prime rib and pussymug. The time of day most of your friends will visit facebook. Usually when you post your status during the day when people are at work, no one will see it and therefore you will get no comments. But usually between 6-10 friends will check others statuses and comment.
"Melanie, how com no one commented or liked the picture of Emmitt sleeping on my work shoes?"
"Well Allie, did you post it during prime-post-time?"
"Well Allie, did you post it during prime-post-time?"
by A.Roo April 27, 2010
Get the Prime-post-timemug. An alert popped up on Lauren's phone one morning that she thought was an eggplant; when she opened it Lauren realized she'd just received an very impressive Prime Meat Text from Bezos, Amazon's Founder.
by Uncle Joosie June 20, 2019
Get the Prime Meat Textmug. Man, I totally had a prime directive fap when I was trying to decide whether or not to tell my boyfriend I spent all our savings on a model Enterprise.
by Moghidean September 10, 2011
Get the Prime Directive Fapmug. 1. The act of transforming ones fingers into a method of masterbation.
2. When one is President of Debate Club, Captain of Swimming, and has all A's.
2. When one is President of Debate Club, Captain of Swimming, and has all A's.
1. I'm going to pull a little Shocktamus Prime, she'll be moaning in no time.
2. Wow your a total cock sucking nerd, You swim but still are captain of Debate. How Perverse!!!
2. Wow your a total cock sucking nerd, You swim but still are captain of Debate. How Perverse!!!
by Pussy muncher December 18, 2008
Get the Shocktamus Primemug. A parking space at a department store, specifically Wal-Mart, which is centrally located to the entrance/exit AND a shopping cart stall.
by Kelvey October 30, 2008
Get the Prime Real Estatemug. "Yo, you hear about that Josh guy?"
"Yeah he has a perfect penis!"
"Nah he got that Prime cut dick!"
"Yeah he has a perfect penis!"
"Nah he got that Prime cut dick!"
by jaha24 May 29, 2016
Get the Prime Cut Dickmug.