DOG PECKER FLIES

A close family member to the fruit fly, but lacks discernment. Rather than gravitate to the sweet and sticky goodness of a booze bottle or fermenting raisin juice, the DOG PECKER FLY prefers to swarm around the swollen testicles of mangy dogs, too hot and apathetic to rid themselves of these pests.

Good Lord! Look at that swarm of DOG PECKER FLIES on MushHead's ball sac! Guess the only thing he's going to be humping is a bucket of Vaseline!

by Sausage Neck Pete July 6, 2022

triple decker pecker

When three males have a threesome and they sit ontop of each other at the same time.

"Bro last night i had a triple decker pecker with CJ and Julian."

by Bingslongg January 24, 2020

Pecker holes

Holes left in a tree by a woodpecker.

As I walked through the forest I couldn't help but notice all of the pecker holes left in the trees.

by Zombiej June 24, 2022

Pecker

an over confidant individual

have you spoke to the new kid, hes a right pecker

by nujon October 27, 2022

The Woody Wood Pecker

(v) verb: when a guy bends over to pick up something a chick runs up from behind in a strap-on and nails him in the pooper, while laughing like Woody Wood Pecker.

The Woody Wood Pecker: Chad got Woody Wood Peckered again when he was making his lady a sandwich.

by DominatrixLady March 12, 2025

Foreskin pecker decker

When you have a zyn in the upper deck, after 10 minutes of lubrication, sliding it into your foreskin for the ultimate buzz

“Colin just threw in the foreskin pecker decker, he’s about to lock in”

by polarbeartruffle April 22, 2024

Mike’s delicious pecker

Anyone named Mike has the power to cure all sicknesses to females by having rough oral sex.

I was super sick so I decided to have rough oral sex with mike’s delicious pecker to get over the cold.

by Unknown wood pecker January 7, 2022