Poster Paradox 

The never-ending cycle of NBA players being dunked on. Everyone has turned someone into a poster and everyone has been made a poster.

Giannis has been dunked on and has dunked on someone. Therefore that is a poster paradox.

Poster Paradox by RobDogSports August 8, 2023

9ahba paradox 

Since 9ahba has a "hofra" inside her, and there is a "9ahba" in a "hofra" the "9ahab paradox" is created.

Sofiane : Hey look Abd El Ghani, there is a 9ahba paradox right there !
Abd El Ghani : Damn ! i hope it gets fixed soon.

9ahba paradox by Ktululu May 26, 2023

9ahba paradox 

Since 9ahba has a "hofra" inside her, and there is a "9ahba" in a "hofra" the "9ahab paradox" is created.

Sofiane : Hey look Abd El Ghani, there is a 9ahba paradox right there !
Abd El Ghani : Damn ! i hope it gets fixed soon.

9ahba paradox by Ktululu May 26, 2023

Lytle Paradox 

The Lytle Paradox, a perplexing enigma of academia, centers around Jacob Lytle, an exquisitely inept chemistry teacher. His grading prowess resembles a whimsical symphony of arbitrary deductions and misplaced assignments, while his classroom management skills orchestrate a chaotic ballet of disarray and bewilderment, leaving students entranced by the bewildering allure of his educational pandemonium.

The Lytle Paradox explains the true nature of Lytelian Grading Techniques.

Lytle Paradox by ggsbruhhhh June 1, 2023

sigma paradox 

kid that calls himself a sigma hates women, he prefers men. but that's gay, and he hates gays.

kid: WOMEN SUX!!1!11 MEN SUPRMACY!!1
someone: so you prefer men over women?
kid: YEYSYESAFDSLKFDGJ
someone: that's gay
kid: EEEWWW GAY BADDD >:((
someone: huh, that's a sigma paradox..

sigma paradox by ArtyN November 15, 2023

cameron paradox 

The act of making someone to laugh at an unfunny joke no matter what

That joke wasn’t funny.

Did you get the joke
Yes I did

Then you would be laughing
But it wasn’t funny

That means you didn’t get the joke
You just put me in a Cameron paradox didn’t you.

cameron paradox by Ctand December 8, 2023

lizzo paradox 

The paradox in where women will blindly call each other gorgeous, but when compared to eachother forget said claimed beauty

Man:*holding up picture of lizzo* "rate this woman on a scale of one to 10"
Woman:"OMG 10 ABSOLUTLEY GORGEOUS"
Man:"You don't thing she's fat?"
Woman:"Omg no whats wrong with you why would you say that"
Man:"I think you look like her"
Woman:"OMG ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT HOW DARE YOU"

Man:*holding up picture of a morbidly obese woman* rate this woman on a scale of one to 10
Woman:OMG 10 ABSOLUTLEY GORGEOUS
Man:You don't thing she's fat?
Woman:Omg no whats wrong with you why would you say that
Man:I think you look like her
Woman:OMG ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT HOW DARE YOU
Man: talk about a lizzo paradox

lizzo paradox by Coaker 12378765432 December 10, 2023