platonic

The Friendzone

i love you... platonicaly

by McAleerSays August 28, 2014

Platonic Friend

A nice way for a woman to say he is a dick in a glass jar waiting to be busted open at any ginen moment...

Mandy dates Charlie and clams Bob to be her platonic friend, however if Charlie steps out of lines one more time Mandy will bust open her dick in a glass jar!

by andamay August 7, 2006

plutonic

Adj: A one-sided relationship that not only fails to ever get romantic, but that manages to get you publicly humiliated in front of your peers when the object of your affections openly dates someone else.

from: "platonic" and the demotion of Pluto to dwarf planet status.

student 1: Hey, WTF? Isn't that your girlfriend smooching with the captain of the football team?

student 2: Yes, Betty and I have a plutonic relationship. She respects my mind.

student 1: Sure, you sorry-ass loser!

by KatieOh! September 12, 2006

plutocrat

Mitt Romney

A plutocrat, such as Mitt Romney, believes "there are 47 percent of the people who will vote for the president no matter what. All right, there are 47 percent who are with him, who are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims, who believe the government has a responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it -- that that's an entitlement. And the government should give it to them. And they will vote for this president no matter what. ... These are people who pay no income tax. ... My job is not to worry about those people. I'll never convince them they should take personal responsibility and care for their lives."

by zoroaster2001 November 16, 2012

plutoed

to demote someone WITH considerable cause

A 2LT was PLUTOED from RL1 to RL3 because he couldn't start the engines.

by Mike Hunt Jr. September 13, 2007

queer platonic partner

it's like being really close friends with someone and also have romantic aspects

"bro was that your gf back there"
"nah bro it was my queer platonic partner (qpp)"

by meme cubed May 29, 2016

Platos Fagatos

A wanna be Player Faggot. can also be shortend to Fagtos

1.That Platos Fagatos would not shut the fuck up. he annoyes the shit out of every one in the room, but no one wants to be a dick and kick him out.
2. He is such a Fagtos!

by Shadow spitter February 23, 2010