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Noah

A lanky black folk that likes lesbians
"Oh wow look at that nigga, thats definitely a noah
by elli - hebas bf August 10, 2019
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Noah is the stupidest person alive. He likes to eat vomit and drink per for lunch and is so annoying that he should fly off into space and set himself on fire.
Noah is a poop head.
Noah is the worst.
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Noah

That fat ass kid in your class that is a huge snitch and a real asshole. He is super jealous and is definitely going to pick on you if your better than him in anyway which most people are. He is EXTREMELY immature and makes perverted jokes all the time that are disgusting. He is super horny and watches porn as much as possible. He will never get a girl cuz he is super disgusting and FUGLY. Noah also has the SMALLEST dick on earth not even bacteria can live on his dick it's so small. He is a REAL assclown. Noah will do ANYTHING and I MEAN ANYTHING for anything edible. Noah is a real pussy and can't fight for shit he also cries a lot to stupid shit. Simply he is a true ANIMALISTIC ALIEN SHIT HEAD. P.S If Noah ever reads this he will cry until earth's sea level has risen a KILOMETRE.
AHH everyone run Noah is cumming.
AHH everyone run Noah is not eating he WANTS FOOD!!!!!
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Noah

Noah smells like doodoo and he eats boogers. Not only that but he gets no girls. Also he will lose every battle against the greatest person ever named Spencer
Naoh: Oh god it’s Spencer
Spencer: Your about to get destroyed Noah
by Ohgoditsspencer October 27, 2019
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Noah my friend has a noah
by Wafflehouseaturservice October 22, 2019
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Noah. He is a gentleman that will either pursue you to play you, or to love you with all his heart. Noah. He will feel he is hard to love but many people love him! He has many suitors from hos, to tricks, to coogers with a strong EGO. He loves romance he wont admit it, his heart is gold, his smile will warm your heart. This a King. Often he loved once too many times and got his heart broke. IF hes in love with you , he wont never let you go hes a keeper and will make u his wife. Noah. He is a man of his word and dont keep anything from him he will find out. Noah. most likely a Scorpio. He's the type that will make all the girls go crazy because his d!ck game is addictive. Noah the one and only "I will find out whatever u keep away from me" ass nigga. Noah wants to feel passionate towards his lover.

He wants excitement. He wants someone with beauty. He just wants you to not give up on him. IF noah said he loves you he really means it. He will let you know your being played. He is very protective over the people he loves as well. Get you a noah!! :)
Noah is my boyfriend. Noah is sexy. Noah is hot! His sex was the best i ever had! Noah is mine forever
by divineempress223 March 2, 2021
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