Jared

A man with a massive horse cock

Did you see Jared I heard he has the biggest dick.

by Your dad's mom November 5, 2020

Jared

Having the name Jared is basically having reached the end you are the best you have achieved everything if your name is Jared by the time you have completed life you will have made boris Johnson shut the fuck up you would have made infinate funny season of modern family you have in vented the infinate money machine you have defeated all these 9 year old internet clown who have supported jake Paul and Bryce hall and most importantly you have taken everyones girl on earth

Oh another Jared just stole my ting well he’s Jared he is a sexy beast it is natural

by Best defffonitions July 31, 2021

jared zoot

An absolute scary monster of a zoot that only the biggest of zoot smokers can smoke

That's a Jared zoot bro, lemme have some tokes I wanna get Bruce lee'd

by Yea mate August 30, 2017

Jared’s girlfriend

Jared girlfriend is a fucking weirdo nobody likes her except sometimes Jared. And she looks like shreck or something. Happy Pancake Tuesday

Is that Jared’s girlfriend
Yeah can she fuck off

by J123345 March 4, 2025

Jared

Jared is a scary boy who gives no warning and is the perfect person to cry on. He is the worst driver in the history of ever and should never be trusted to operate a vehicle or heavy machines

Oh my god they’re such a bad driver they must be a Jared

by ABCD2222 March 30, 2020

jared

the guy who can do a backflip on the swings

how did jared do that

by jared1234ja April 22, 2021

jared

jared is a homosexual boy who goes to tim hortons too much and likes to fuck thots in the comfort of his basement to prove he is not in fact gay. He is also a member of the thot patrol and is a major ladies man, which is how he's successful in luring thots into his dungeon. he also plays minecraft lol loser.

jared SUCKS i dOn't nEed a sentence TO provE iT

by hyfrsfjhjitrsctvbghnjml May 24, 2019