Noah

Noah smells like doodoo and he eats boogers. Not only that but he gets no girls. Also he will lose every battle against the greatest person ever named Spencer
Naoh: Oh god it’s Spencer
Spencer: Your about to get destroyed Noah
by Ohgoditsspencer October 27, 2019
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He’s is a smexy beast that will take your bitch from you with a click of his finger don’t get in his way he’s stronger than you think and any girl that rejects him will regret it in the future because of how smexy he is
Noah is king sexy
by King sexy boi June 19, 2019
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Noah is a gay loser that’s literally half the size of me, he smokes weed and is dumb
Person1: hey you know who Noah is?
Person2: yeah he’s tiny and I heard he smokes weed
by BusterTheBettaFish October 24, 2019
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Noah

A guy who eats pizza with cum on it, and chocolate milk that people dip their sweaty balls in.

Also a guy who dickeats your wrestling coach named Bru.
That dude need to stop dickeating coach, he’s such a Noah.
by Chilli cheese dude January 26, 2018
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A crusty cunt who enjoys recreating oral with popsicles. Will eat your ass and stab you at the same time. A low-life who plays fortnite while jackin off to the only girl gamer in the server. What an 11 year old flipping fates fucker
Don't be a Noah dude, you're better than that
by Carrot Cunt September 12, 2019
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No-ah usually a coward with a small penis. Some Noah’s are good. But others are a weaker version of a Kyle or somebody who thinks they’re better than everyone else.
I heard Max has small penis. He must be a real Noah,”
by Vulpus May 21, 2019
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A simp or a furry and thats about it
1. Noah just fell for an egirl in lego city HEY!! build the furry patrol and burn the heretic! New Noah patrol from LEGO city
by pro memer February 21, 2020
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