Mermaid

A female who is human above the waist, and fish below; A woman with intense seafood or shellfish odor (if you know what I mean).

My ex girlfriend was a mermaid if you know what I mean. The bitch was stank like a dead animal carcass!

by Nitz Rockstarr January 4, 2009

Memphis Beat

The act of masturbating using a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich.

Having run out of lube, Jerry went with the next best thing a memphis beat.

by Sikker April 24, 2011

Merm

Man-Perm, male with unusually springy coiled hair, ie Michael Jackson in his early years had a Merm, aka Jerry Curl.

Michael Jackson circa 1980's had an impressive Merm, as has Eddie Murphy his entire career.

by MichelleMcCue May 17, 2013

Bite The Mermaid

Male to Female Felatio Underwater.

After a hard night at the club jill got brave enough to ask tod. "Wanna Bite The Mermaid?"

by Tod Spengo August 20, 2008

Memphrika

The term that racist white hillbilly's use for Memphis, Tennessee.

I moved from podunk in the country, to Memphrika.

by justhallie May 30, 2008

Irish Mermaid

When you get a girl so drunk that she passes out, then you take her into a jacuzzi and use her limp body to give you a blow job under water.

"When Shirley passed out, I decided to get an Irish Mermaid from her, but she almost drowned on me!"

by Fernando Lopez January 10, 2009

mermaid

A true, genetic lesbian, but you can't tell upon first meeting her. Important to identify because you will never get the pussy. Usually enjoys and takes advantage of the fact that dudes dig her. Hence all the maritime mythology.

Man, I was head over heels for this girl. It took me a while to realize she was a mermaid.

by Farmz October 19, 2007