Melonous

A word Jack Manifold has created to refer to someone acting dumb.

Tommy is acting rather melonous today.

by scearbin October 12, 2021

Walsall screw melon

Where you enter your partners big flaps using only the juice of a watermelon as lube creating friction that can send a women into pure sexual overdrive.

Dad: son I loved when you walsall screw meloned me.
Son: I used the tender muscles of my big willy to create mass damage with all that red juice.

by Willylaura July 06, 2022

Nigga Melon

OMG NIGGA MELON OHH CHEZ

ola

ola soy nigga melon

by Irtalian Sheimer August 01, 2021

Nigga melon

The act of putting a watermelon rind on top of a person's head that is of african decent.

I just made him a Nigga melon

by Jaquavious Brown January 25, 2022

Trans melon

Persons who identify themselves as watermelons on social media. It is common on Twitter whereby users to add watermelon emoji on their bio or names.
It is a trans thing.

ABCD identifies as a trans melon
I am a trans melon

by stickhero23 June 05, 2023

melon soup

Slang term in porn meaning sexual intercourse between several big-breasted women.

"Whoa, I'd like to dip my spoon in that melon soup!"

by hugh5050 April 21, 2010

Melon Farmer

A phrase which typically describes a stupid person, or someone who has just done sonething idiotic.

Guy 1: Have you seen what that bloke over there's just done?
Guy 2: Yeah that was stupid, what a melon farmer.

by 丁骨牛排 December 26, 2020