Matterdaddy

two words put together for a joke

Whats a Matterdaddy?

Nothing son. LOL

by SD CRAWDAD January 22, 2021

Tim Masters

A gay jew that whips his hair back and forth.

Tommy Mastorz Tim Masters

by killacrackaz January 13, 2011

Salish Matter

weird ass little white girl who is currently 13 and manipluated into tiktok trends. she is a wannabe gangster, dressing in revealing clothes, getting into the NYC bronx scene, etc. what makes her even worse is that she is trying so hard to fit in w the latina and black girls. she thinks her whole life is based of her career, but her dad spent half his life raising the children + building up his reputation. all the other girls get into the Y2K scene and buy pro club and instagram clothing brands, but what does she do to fit in? remove her past and get some damn target clothes for kids. fucking retard

Salish Matter is a bitch.
Salish Matter is a wannabe Latina.
Salish Matter only rocks Target Clothes.
Salish Matter is milking off her dad for money.
Salish Matter is your local dumbass in the Hills.

by amarihahawtflmao April 10, 2023

set up the air mattress

When you run upstairs and have lightning fast sex with your boyfriend while the houseguest uses the bathroom.

Houseguest: "where are you guys?"

Boyfriend: "just setting up your air mattress!"

Hurry up, let's go set up the air mattress - we only have 4 minutes!

by odie74 June 28, 2017

mattressing

An extreme sport in its early stages, but still sweet fun. Mattressing involves finding a mattress with wheels on the underneath (quality may vary, but if you use the small wheels mattresses come with then they will beak which makes it all more interesting) and a steep hill with a road on it. Take the mattress up to the top of the hill and from a running start jump onto the mattress and roll down the hill. Normally crashing into the gutter is unavoidable. Avoiding crashing into cars on the street is desireable. This activity can be greatly improved by any of the normal stuff ie. A good mate, booze, comfy mattress, sex (not with good mate unless good mate is of opposite sex, but 2 girls would still be OK).

Pimpin' up your mattress is a good idea.

"ive got two mattresses with wheels and a case of beer"

"sweet dude, lets go mattressing"

"aight"

"beer me"

by jimmiboy February 8, 2006

hailie jade MATHERS

a part of the finest man to ever walk this earth. I'm a big fan of hai-hai and her daddy. I'd hang with Bonnie & Clyde anytime. Hey EM I'll be hailie's new mommy!!!! I Love You!!!!!

p.s. don't dog kim too bad after all she did make one of the most beautiful kids in the world with the sexiest man ever. DON'T HATE LOL

by BRANDY November 30, 2003

Mattern

Someone easily riled. Someone who over reacts and throws fits. Someone who smacks 14 year old children in the face.

I saw that Mattern smack her son in the face!

by Billy Jo Jim Bob February 29, 2008