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Megyn Kelly

An ignorant Caucasian/white woman who fails to understand the implications of racism
Megyn Kelly: But what is racist? Because truly, you do get in trouble if you are a white person who puts on blackface on Halloween, or a black person who puts on whiteface for Halloween. Like, back when I was a kid, that was okay, as long as you were dressing up as, like, a character.
Reasonable human being: Excuse me, ma'am, do you not know history? And what the fuck is whiteface?
by dav davi November 3, 2018
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Kelly Clarkson

Apparently something good to yell when you're getting your chest hair waxed, as Steve Carell demonstrated when he played Andy Stitzer in The 40 Year Old Virgin.
Waxer: (rips Steve's chest hair out ferociously)

Andy: YOWWWWW!! KELLY CLARKSON!!!!!!
by BabyFireflyyy June 17, 2009
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Kelly Clarkson

A sex move performed by a man as the top half of doggy-style intercourse. When the man feels himself on the edge of climax, he sings, "Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this!" He then knocks out the bottom with a donkey punch to the back of the head and ejaculates on his/her back.
Bro #1: Did you hear? John pulled a Kelly Clarkson on Karen and moonwalked out of the motel room! . . . She's pressing charges.

Bro #2: Karen's such a bitch.
by dragon_reborn May 20, 2017
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Kelly Ann

The funniest person anyone will ever meet. She's tall, cute and usualy has a hot best friend named Jessy.
Kirby- "You know who I love?"
Lizzy- "Who, Jessy?"
Kirby- "No, Kelly Ann. But she's just as hot"
;D
by Nukkabooiloveyou May 29, 2010
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Kelly Clarkson

The girl I dream about about marrying in the middle fo class. Also the girl i'm overly obssed about.
When kids ask me which celebrity i like, I say Kelly Clarkson!
by Leo Kaplowitz April 19, 2006
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kelly osbourne

1.) Ozzy Osbourne's daughter
2.) Has out 2 cds (well actually 3) Shut Up/Changes, and Sleeping in the Nothing

Always has a different hair do and doesnt take shit from anybody
Person 1- Did you get Kelly Osbourne's new cd Sleeping in the Nothing?
Person 2- Yeah I did and its awesome! Kelly rocks!
by Kellys #1 Fan July 20, 2008
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Kelly Ripa

The lady on the Regis and Kelly show on NBC weekdays at 9Am. Her most common phrase to use is "mmmmmmmmmmm" She answers "mmmmmmmm" to any and every comment made by Regis. Another favorite phrase of hers is "That's funny, or "you know, that's funny"
Regis "I went to the state fair over the weekend"
Kelly Ripa "mmmmmmmmmmmm"
Regis "yes, and my favorite part of the State fairs is......(whatever his favorite is)
Kelly: "mmmmmmmmmmm" you know, that's funny, because I like that too-wull"
(her way of saying the word too)
by Regis fan October 8, 2008
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