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Jefferson County C-Section

An unplanned cesarean section performed by a person who has intent of raising the child as their own. Perpetrator has already gone to elaborate lengths to stage a "faux preganancy." Due to their families and significant others being addicted to meth, the perpetrator can make it the entire 9 months undetected.
Becky: Damn, Heather where did you get that baby from?
Heather: Well, you know I was pregnant remember?

Becky: I was just making sure that your little bundle of joy didn't come via a Jefferson County C-Section.
by Candice's Momma January 17, 2012
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Jefferson's syndrome

to have a lack of confidence pertaining to a school subject, leading the student to try to avoid getting called on by all means. Usually brought on by the teacher staring at you until you get the right answer. Has nothing to do with the president.
Symptoms include:
Nervousness
Seat slouching
reddening of the face
lack of confidence
I have had Jefferson's Syndrome ever since the teacher asked my to explain why the physics demo worked... followed by a five minute stare-down
by Isaac Semelwies March 21, 2013
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He is the sweetest, funniest and most charming guy and will quickly become your best friend. Once you start falling for him, he will pull away and crush your hopes and dreams, all due to his commitment issues.

Don't take it personally, he didn't mean to hurt you and break your heart. Just being friends is cool too, it's his loss anyway!
I fell in love with Jeffrey Michael only to have my heart broken.
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Jeffery Chong

A gay cunt who cok sucks his moms dick and wines about a 9 year old on twich who looks like high sky!Watches naurto and is already going to area 69 !
YOu fucking gay Asian Jeffery Chong!Your a gay pot head!
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Jefferson

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Jeffrey Trott

An absolute rad unit.

He can break a table with his mind alone.
He has a small classroom and is totes yeet with the kids.
He likes history because he shapes it.
Oh man did you do Jeffrey Trotts homework
by Magical-Ellie October 24, 2019
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Jefferson

Some rude chatter that I just wanted to help me. Closed the chat on my. What a fat bloke. Dumb nonce.
Fat nonce Jefferson closed the chat on me. Wow.
by oofstuff November 8, 2019
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